Jun 2 2008Omni Chair: Super Comfy, Super To Do It On
The Omni Chair is the lovechild of a pillow who was in love with a beanbag chair but whose families were quarreling (think Romeo and Juliet, but way comfier to sit on). Well one fateful night the pillow threw itself off the bed and snuck out to have relations with the beanbag chair in my parent's basement. Two months later *BLAM* the Omni chair.
This super-sized pillow by Sumo is the ultimate solution for all your relaxing needs. We've come up with 10 ways to use it, but some people say we lack imagination!
It's a crash mat, lounge chair, loveseat or floor pillow to name a few, but the possibilities really do go on.Sumo Beanbags are made from space age rip-proof nylon and come filled with top quality Sumo Beads. Omni is 4.5' x 5.5' and it only weighs 18 lbs!
I seriously do own one of these and it's comfy as hell. Typically I hit it face first when I come home from the bars (upper left position in picture), but I also use it as a gaming chair when I'm sober* (upper right). The formable $129 (with free shipping) unit really is a Transformer of furniture. It's a chair, bed, recliner, and make-out station. You see that lower left position? Out of this world. My last few girlfriends have really loved that one, as it doesn't put any strain on their brittle bones and hip replacements when we're getting frisky. And before you ask, yes, I stole an AARP mailing list.
*BAC ≤ 0.16
Reader Comments
1. Tim - June 2, 2008 12:37 PM
you just know they made her sit on that so geeks like us would go and buy it!!!!!
mind you im thinking of getting one....
2. guate6 - June 2, 2008 12:39 PM
Damn, that's way less expensive than those large beanbags.
I know the links to videos below have little or nothing to do with the article posted. They’re short videos (claiming to be made by pixar). They can be fairly entertaining, or they can be a complete waste of time. I leave the decision to watch them up to you. They may be stupid, or they may actually entertain you. They’re all short, except the longest one which is over 6 minutes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtHjtEquXIo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5C8J-fQkGg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08LzhobYj-8
(more links on my next post)
3. guate6 - June 2, 2008 12:39 PM
(continued from previous post)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxspiCMDLB0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdUdlR7XfAw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMsa_qyoHUk
4. guate6 - June 2, 2008 12:40 PM
(continued from previous post)...last set
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6mfleoqfVw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_djjEpeiag
5. Popadopolis - June 2, 2008 12:47 PM
*point to the blonde* Does she come with it?
*chuckles*
...I'm so lonely.
6. Lunchboxx - June 2, 2008 12:56 PM
fuck the chair, i wanna fuck her!
7. zany - June 2, 2008 1:21 PM
Damm, I'll fuck her corn hole good!
Already thought of a few positions on the chair I can do her in.
8. jumpin_j - June 2, 2008 1:32 PM
And after the Comfy Chair, fetch... THE SOFT CUSHIONS! CONFESS! CONNNNNFESSSSS!
9. timeoffrequestform - June 2, 2008 2:33 PM
Isn't "space age rip-proof nylon" kinda outdated? Didn't we get to space 50 years ago? We should have a new saying for today's tech, like the "internet age", it'll be the one right before the skynet initiated "robot takeover age"
10. Eric - June 2, 2008 3:17 PM
Does the girl come with it
11. Tim - June 2, 2008 3:26 PM
@10
no she comes in it....
to far??
12. Angel Mass - June 2, 2008 5:54 PM
Kouchkamazutra
13. Joe - June 2, 2008 7:49 PM
I actually got one of these from my kids last year for Christmas... I like it. Very comfortable and great for having sex with the blonde girl that comes in the box with it... but they should re-think their shipping strategy. I know its nice to wrap things in plastic so they dont get dirty, but at the same time, it makes your blonde get rigormortis and smell funny... still a great lay though.
14. BrokeRichKid - June 2, 2008 11:12 PM
A good question would be...Omni Chair? or LoveSac?
15. Superkays - June 3, 2008 12:32 AM
She is cute as hell... just... freakin cute... the things I would do to her would make a whore blush
16. Matt - June 3, 2008 4:22 AM
@ 5-7 and 10-15, come-freaking-on... have an iota of dignity...
17. Superkays - June 3, 2008 8:35 AM
Dignity Matt!!!!!
I'm commenting on Geekologie... I checked my dignity at the door ages ago
18. boredom - June 3, 2008 11:22 AM
forget the blonde cause that's just not going to happen but I could definitely have fun on this with the girlfriend.
19. Tyler - June 4, 2008 3:17 AM
@11
but will it blend?