Online Service Sends Emails To Nonbelieving Friends/Family Left Behind After The "Rapture"

Youvebeenleftbehind.com is an online service that will send emails (assuming computers still work) to as many as 62 nonbelieving friends/family after you, the good Christian, have been conveniently relocated to heaven during the "Rapture".

We have set up a system to send documents by email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the "Rapture" of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 Christian team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period. Another 3 days are given to fail safe any false triggering of the system.

Interesting. The service costs $40 a year and I just signed up. Of course, I'm only sending a single email:

Future Me,

Surprise, surprise -- you didn't make the cut. Now you're f***ed.

Website Lets You Send A Post-Rapture Email To Friends 'Left Behind' [wired]

Thanks to Sam for reminding me there are more apocalypses to worry about than just robot/zombie ones

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