Jun 6 2008OMGWTFNOBBQ?: Cannibal Banquets
A "Cannibal Banquet" is gross and involves eating a sort of fake human.
Here's how the Cannibal Banquet works... a pinata-like "body" is carefully crafted, then stuffed with edible goodies in a red sauce. More "sauce" is somehow embedded into the outside covering - "skin" as it were - of the body so that it will appear to bleed when cut into.
What.The.Fuck? And I thought the Bread Head Bakery was an assault on good taste. This cannibal banquet is a fullblown wack attack. I'd still try it though. Save the neck for me, Clark. Ooh, and a breast.
Hit the jump for worthwhile before and after shots (don't worry, the beaver is pixelated in traditional Japanese porn fashion).
Feast Like a Cannibal at the Human Banquet [inventorspot]
Thanks to Zach and whoever the other person was that sent me this a few weeks ago but I forgot to post. Let me know who you were and I'll give you a shoutout and buy you a beer.
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Reader Comments
1. Angel Mass - June 6, 2008 6:29 PM
All your cakes are belong to us!
2. McTOM - June 6, 2008 6:32 PM
japanese equals creepy.
3. ubee0173 - June 6, 2008 7:04 PM
sooo.. what exactly are the "goodies"- because they look like entrails to me. i dont consider entrails to be goodies. maybe im just wierd...
....................ENTREE-ILS! HA!!!..........................
4. morat - June 6, 2008 7:29 PM
I think this advanced from the simple, yet gross, Wii and DS games "Under the Knife" and "Under the Knife 2" (http://www.gamesradar.com/ds/trauma-center-under-the-knife-2/preview/trauma-center-under-the-knife-2/a-2008060595922697031/g-2008040195459591047)
5. BuddyL - June 6, 2008 7:30 PM
Angel Mass - your post is priceless!!!! :)
6. morat - June 6, 2008 7:30 PM
Let's try this again...
http://www.gamesradar.com/ds/trauma-center-under-the-knife-2/preview/trauma-
center-under-the-knife-2/a-2008060595922697031/g-2008040195459591047
7. morat - June 6, 2008 7:32 PM
god damn... wtf.. ok.. you can't post comments with huge URL strings...
juct click on my name if anyone is interested in seeing "Under the Knife 2"
8. Holy F***ing Asscrackers - June 6, 2008 7:54 PM
good lord
9. anyone - June 6, 2008 7:56 PM
if you think this is gross, maybe you shouldn't see Peter Greenaway's film:
The Cook, The Thief, his Wife and her Lover.
10. someone - June 6, 2008 8:19 PM
Re: anyone
I had to watch that movie in a class. Horrifying. I really thought I'd be sick by the end.
What really creeps me out about this thing is how happy that chick in the last picture looks. "Oooh, goodies!"
11. emily - June 6, 2008 8:51 PM
happy or drunk out of her mind?
12. kirk - June 6, 2008 9:00 PM
Oh My God....
the overall mentality of some people in Japan is so fucked up...
13. Elmo - June 6, 2008 10:10 PM
there's too much shit in the water over there for them NOT to be 10% as messed up as the Iraq dudes.... (which is effing bad)
14. KC - June 6, 2008 10:13 PM
And the winner for most unnecessary pixelization goes to...
15. The Imaginary Reviewer - June 6, 2008 10:39 PM
After living in Japan for several years and being tricked into trying whale, natto and deep-fried squid, this looks bloody lovely compared to some of the things I had out there.
16. Sev - June 6, 2008 11:44 PM
Japs are sooooo weird... notice the head bread thing was japanese, also. : P
17. SmokingGirl - June 7, 2008 12:19 AM
I told you...
18. Tim - June 7, 2008 1:56 AM
uh, didn't it say "bush" in the black square earlier?
19. iota1 - June 7, 2008 4:23 AM
I get to wash that down with the Johnny Walker, right ???
SURE, I'll eat it .!.
20. Tiffanie - June 7, 2008 5:17 AM
16...
All obvious comments aside--yes, I think this is gross, and it's just another testament to some of the freakier aspects of Japanese subcultures--is it absolutely necessary to use the term "Japs"? Hmm, well, unless that's what you used to scream out while fighting the Japanese during WWII. In that case, thanks for your service, cowboy.
Speaking of freaky, though... it's not like we don't have our Steve-O's.
And your acute observation of the bread bakery thing being Japanese... it would've been correct if it was in fact Japanese--it's THAI.
21. gffasdf - June 7, 2008 5:34 AM
GOD YES - COULD YOU PLEASE STOP USING THAT TERM?? ITS LIKE THE MOST UNPOLITICAL THING EVAAA. "JAPS" - NOT THAT IT COULD JUST ALSO BE A SHORT FORM FOR JAPANESE NOOOO. CANT U CALL EM ASIAN NIGGAS, CHINKS OR BUDDA BUT BUDDIES?
MAN SERIOUSLY YOU PEOPLE. GET A FUCKIN ATTITUDE.
22. Jim - June 7, 2008 7:01 AM
hm... think it'd be weird to have sex with it?
23. Tenchi059 - June 7, 2008 10:13 AM
So... a pinatta vaguely shaped like a women needs to be pixellized?
That's the most disturbing detail of all this.
24. asd - June 7, 2008 10:21 AM
I love how her pillow is a bunch of bananas.
25. Snoodle - June 7, 2008 1:53 PM
Strange and gross, but I really gotta ask, how many people do you have to convince to go to this thing to eat all of it, it's huge o.O....
26. liz - June 7, 2008 6:41 PM
I WANNA TRY IT
cool
27. that chick - June 8, 2008 8:10 AM
This shit is ridiculously old.
28. noose - June 8, 2008 10:10 AM
wtf is wrong with the japs. gosh ...
29. sparks - June 8, 2008 10:29 AM
lol nice. hello to the perfect halloween party XD
30. anyone - June 8, 2008 12:28 PM
by the way, did someone saw where everybody go?
31. clinton - June 8, 2008 4:25 PM
What do you expect from people who eat fish bait and call it a delicacy. You may call it Sushi.
32. clinton - June 8, 2008 4:33 PM
My bad, didn't see the Johnny Walker next to the 'cadaver'. I'll have to say that enough of that stuff and you'll eat anything. Of course, I'm not sure how it would taste the second time.
33. taylor - June 8, 2008 5:42 PM
WOW.
That's not appetizing in the least....D:
note that this derives from the country wherein RAPE is like saying HELLO.
34. chaz - June 8, 2008 6:51 PM
i have only two questions.....
do they come in apple filling?
if so can they be heated?
35. Eddie - June 8, 2008 9:17 PM
Man. Now theres a chick I would eat!
36. Cyberwulf - June 9, 2008 12:06 AM
fuckin japs... theyll be coming for us next! quick, head as far north as you can! everyone knows they hate the cold!
37. ryan - June 9, 2008 12:16 AM
isn't this a repost? i swear this was posted 2-3 weeks ago
38. neptune - June 9, 2008 12:24 AM
I honestly don't see why this is so disturbing/fucked up/etc...it's obvious that it's not a real body. I think it would be pretty funny for a halloween party!
39. Tenchi059 - June 9, 2008 8:32 AM
@34 LOL.
40. Elboroto - June 9, 2008 11:53 AM
Eating beaver to a whole new level.
41. chaz - June 9, 2008 4:25 PM
@34
ok, just spoke with manufacturer, if you can find an oven big enough they can be heated...(morgue?) and no they do not sell them with apple filling, they said that if they did they would already be sold out anyways.
42. v - June 9, 2008 7:06 PM
Oh, those crazy japs.
We should bomb them again. Maybe if they're exposed to more radiation, the survivors will become normal people.
43. bob - July 8, 2008 11:33 PM
You guys are all FAGS!!!!!!
44. gypsy - July 15, 2008 2:24 PM
yes, it IS very weird. but so are lots of things japanese. i'm sure lots of things we come up with are weird to them too. mostly, i think they're a very inventive and creative people. just some of their inventions are a little crazier than others. like this. but think of all the awesome things they've given us. nintendo, loads of electronics, anime, godzilla. . .