Jun 3 2008Master Chief Made Entirely Out Of Balloons
If there is one thing I hate at a birthday party it's a creepy-ass clown. A close second are magicians. But after magicians come balloon animal makers. And not just because the one I hired for my college graduation party got drunk and swung his little balloon covered unit around like a helicopter in front of my entire family, but that's part of it. Well the guy shown here, known to sobbing children in the Provo, Utah area as Balloon Guy, makes some pretty serious balloon sculptures. Seen in the photo is Master Chief, but hit the jump for a Star Wars AT-AT, Mario, a Ninja Turtle, and what may or may not be Optimus Prime. Balloon Guy says he'll make anything "as long as it's family friendly." BOOOO! You're telling me you're gonna show up dressed like that and not make balloon privates? Secretary, cancel Balloon Guy for the company picnic, we'll have to go with our backup: pony rides and a stripper.
Hit the jump for all the highly questionable other.
Balloon Guy
via
Ladies And Gentlemen, Master Chief As Balloons [kotaku]
Thanks Shawn, you don't know any strippers that do corporate events do you?
Reader Comments
1. Bernstein - June 3, 2008 11:28 AM
The man has no life.
2. Rod - June 3, 2008 11:33 AM
Maybe not, but that's some SERIOUS balloon engineering right there. I'm impressed.
3. Bennigan's Customer - June 3, 2008 11:34 AM
Lovely balloons, but we would like to be seated now.
4. The Superficial Writer - June 3, 2008 11:39 AM
Aww... no balloon guy. :(
5. Derwin - June 3, 2008 11:40 AM
Mario's mouth makes me feel bad about my body.
6. Steve - June 3, 2008 11:42 AM
Gay.
7. mike - June 3, 2008 11:45 AM
you cant tell me this guy did any of these in one sitting. you would have to pass out from the sheer filling of the balloons. unless he went the p*ssy route and used an air tank...
8. john - June 3, 2008 11:47 AM
damn man I bet that guy get's all the girls
9. Spencedawg - June 3, 2008 12:04 PM
Check out the "piece" on ol' Optimus...
Now "HE" gets all the ladies!
10. Tim - June 3, 2008 12:07 PM
you can just image him in the club ;
"hey ladies, wanna see my ballon skills?"
he must get layed ever night!!!
11. Pete - June 3, 2008 12:09 PM
That's one hell of an erection....for a robot.
12. Bird - June 3, 2008 12:22 PM
You know that these would take forever to make, even with a tank. Sounds like a great party for kids, "Hey childrens, come sit quietly and watch this guy spend 45min making a robot."
13. Leg3nd - June 3, 2008 12:28 PM
Why would you need a lady? With balloon skills like that id make one!
14. Summer Anne - June 3, 2008 12:28 PM
Man, that ninja turtle makes me feel really uncomfortable but it's hard to explain way. The feeling I have when I look at it is the same feeling I have when I look at cauliflower ear...
15. Freddy K - June 3, 2008 12:51 PM
Wow, I'm impressed. Of course, the guy looks like a total turd burglar, but he has mad balloon skills.
16. pdrunk - June 3, 2008 1:18 PM
He's kind of a cross between the fat dude from "Super Troopers" and Ned Flanders and nowhere nearly as cool as either of them.
17. Freddy K - June 3, 2008 2:46 PM
pdrunk - you hit it right on the head. nice
18. ollie - June 3, 2008 3:28 PM
this is sad.. people talk so much shit.. when they know they can't do it themselves..
i'm impressed... i would like to see most of these people attempt to do their hobby twice as hard as this man is....
regardless he's doing something he loves...while your probably reading this on your break in your cubical......
retards.
19. meanmofo - June 3, 2008 7:16 PM
This poor bastard needs to make himself a balloon noose!
20. anyone - June 3, 2008 10:59 PM
@18
I beg to differ.
Many talent can be practiced in a cubicle...
...among those is penis puppetry. Which I'm practicing at this very moment!
Look! a hamburger!
21. BettyBoop - June 4, 2008 1:04 AM
14 - LOL @ cauliflower ear.
LOL this dude looks like the custodian at my jobsite. It's actually creeping me out a bit.
22. guate6 - June 4, 2008 2:20 AM
#7: the pro-balloon artists use a hand-pump.
#18: I agree, I admire when people explore their talents for use of art.
#20: admittedly, that made me laugh.
Nice work.
23. James Horror - June 4, 2008 3:39 AM
Ohh no! It's Optimus Prime! There is no way you can defeat him. Unless you have a pin... Do you have a pin?
24. billabong021 - June 4, 2008 8:11 AM
#5 - ROFL
25. Popadopolis - June 4, 2008 11:47 AM
Diggin his pre-pubescent half moustache. I wish I could get mine to grow in that thick...
26. Interslicery - June 4, 2008 1:35 PM
Mikey looks like he's going to make sweet love to my ass. Whether I want to to not
27. ummmm.... - June 4, 2008 4:34 PM
if you are planning what i think you're planning with that pony ride and stripper combo... can i get a job at your company before the picnic? (...i'm not a stripper, but i do a decent pony impersonation...)
28. Praz - June 5, 2008 11:58 AM
What is that orange thing supposed to be?
29. Popadopolis - June 7, 2008 4:51 PM
@28
It's Nemo. I found him and it turns out he can't swim too good... he's made of balloons.
Get it?!? Because balloons float!! HAHA...
30. Eric - June 8, 2008 7:38 AM
he needs to get a life
31. website design - June 10, 2008 12:42 AM
Wow...very cool.
32. Brandi - June 10, 2008 4:41 PM
Balloon Porn > http://milfsoup.notlong.com
33. jack - June 10, 2008 4:43 PM
That Balloon porn is funny but how do they get people to do that ?
http://****
link above to sick balloon porn
34. jc - June 10, 2008 5:16 PM
He obviously gets laid every night. He can make balloon hookers.
35. EP - June 10, 2008 5:33 PM
Worst.Balloons.Ever.
36. jon - June 10, 2008 5:40 PM
Is it just me or is this really creepy? Mario looks like he is suffering some sort of allergic reaction!
37. Brett - June 11, 2008 5:41 AM
Make me a bicycle clown!
38. PB&J - June 11, 2008 7:55 PM
@29 it can't be Nemo, Nemo had one good fine and one disfigured fin. By the looks of the picture it could be his dad.
39. The Moody Clock - June 13, 2008 11:51 PM
PEOPLE DON'T BE SO MEAN TO THIS INADEQUATE MAN!!!
The reason he makes these balloons is to make up for having no penis..
: )
40. Grievousfish - June 16, 2008 10:27 PM
Why does the Ninja Turtle have Sponge Bob tied around his waist? What a perv!
41. Dani - June 18, 2008 3:52 PM
Very col. XD
42. ash - June 29, 2008 8:33 AM
first off befor i make horrorable fun of this guy i just want to mention, he does damn good work, now, does he make blow up doll's? im sure he has good pradtius at that, also..HE DOES TO HAVE A PENIUS...it just beens to be blown up to thats all, and omg that damn robot does look funnyer then shit, so heres a question does his house look all psycho? and also.....what kind of porn is this guy in to...i don't think i really want to know, and also all the stuff looks like its been stung by a bee...not just one, :: lady interested in the robot:: so is that a gun your holding or are you just really happy to see me?, :: lady interested in the guy makeing this shit :: so is that a balloon in your pants or are you just really *POP* OH..im so sorry i didn't mean to make you go flat let me help you blow that back up.
43. Owen Jaden - September 16, 2008 9:54 PM
You are my master, teach me.
44. gober natron - February 17, 2009 10:45 PM
What will pediphiles think up next to attract children? Just thinking of this pervert blowing up balloons in his underwear on his couch giggling to himself
makes me hate god.