Jun 4 2008Handwrench Is A Real Hand Wrench, But Not A Real Hand, Or A Real Practical Wrench

This is the Handwrench by designer Paul Julius Martus. It's a hand wrench, with a little hand on the end. BWAHAH HA HA HA! Some people, so clever. I'm pretty sure it's just an art piece though, seeing how your little fingers would probably break off if you were trying to bust a real serious nut loose. Still, Paul gets clever points for being clever with the little hand. But I get 2x clever points for that bust a nut thing I said.
Handwrench [notcot]
Thanks Shawn, you wanna come over and help me build a deck?
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Reader Comments
1. nullCRC - June 4, 2008 4:04 PM
"I'm squishing your head! I'm squishing your head!"
2. Susanna - June 4, 2008 4:13 PM
looks like someone ripped the arm off of the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz. cep't bronze colored...
3. Redd - June 4, 2008 5:18 PM
I gotta tell you I've never broken off a finger, and I've busted some SERIOUS nuts loose... twice today already... my neighbor really needs to get some blinds if she insists on doing naked stretches in front of the window... or go halvsies on my hand lotion bills, it's starting to break the bank and we're in a recession damn it.
4. Popadopolis - June 4, 2008 5:47 PM
Redd, I have blinds, I just choose not to use them. I prefer shutters and have you ever priced those things?! I say YOU should go halvsies with ME for some new shutters or a nice curtain that matches my tablecloth...
5. The Imaginary Reviewer - June 4, 2008 8:24 PM
Looks like my last girlfriend's reason why we're no longer together. About the right size, too.
6. Lilyflower - June 4, 2008 11:06 PM
It is only an art piece and we can't really use it in our daily life. I am a single black girl from mixedfriends.com
7. Momboelitist - June 5, 2008 10:48 AM
@6, how can you be a single black girl from mixedfriends when clearly I am the single black girl from mixedfriends?
8. Praz - June 5, 2008 11:55 AM
creepy
9. Meaty Urologist - June 5, 2008 2:02 PM
It is clearly not a real hand. I'm a single white male from studdedrubberfist.com
10. anyone - June 8, 2008 9:01 PM
It is the ultimate torture instrument for a cold-hardened nipple, watch out SG!!
11. chloe - June 14, 2008 10:09 PM
Commitment in a relationship is complicated in that it takes two people, and it requires an alignment of FACT (events, actions) and ATTITUDE
Dating someone who really understands the word 'commitment' on~ "_UniformedCupid.com_"~~
will lead u to success!
12. anyone - June 17, 2008 12:58 PM
...and I thought I was the one making off-topic comments...
...sheeeshhh....