Jun 18 2008Gnar Wars: A Star Wars Snowboarding Video
Gnar Wars is a Star Wars themed snowboarding video. It features lightsaber battles, Boba Fett getting his dome piece chopped off, and even some wily Jawa bastards. It's worth a view. But not the repeated viewing that my Star Wars themed sports video deserves. It's called Par Wars , and it's golf themed! It mostly consists of a buddy and I waving around 7-iron urinesabers and trying to douse each other with the contents. We're a class act. The must see finale even features the destruction of the Death Bar (the name we gave the clubhouse bar after they refused to serve us anymore). We flew an X-Wing Fighter (golf cart) straight through that bitch and shot proton torpedoes (golf balls) at the main reactor (bartender). KA-BOOM!
Star Wars Snowboarding [/film]
Thanks Shawn, now if you'll excuse me I'm off to shred some gnarly pow-pow (that's code for do drugs).
Reader Comments
1. Que - June 18, 2008 11:53 AM
Que lame.
2. Uncle Eccoli - June 18, 2008 12:21 PM
I'd like my 3:49 back, please.
3. Derek - June 18, 2008 2:08 PM
Damn kids making a mockery of my childhood fixation!
4. Momboelitist - June 18, 2008 3:50 PM
*Whoosh*
5. flareback - June 18, 2008 5:35 PM
boring. How can you take such a cool concept and make it suck so bad.
6. Pinoy - June 18, 2008 9:09 PM
@5: That's what I'd like to know from Lucas when he wrote the script for the Prequels.
7. Joey - June 19, 2008 2:18 AM
C'mon guys. At least they spent some time on the effects. Even if the lightsaber didn't vaporize the snow the way it should...
8. Stax - June 19, 2008 11:34 AM
DUUUDE. SIIIICK
9. SL - June 19, 2008 9:18 PM
rocked loved it