Jun 2 2008Giant Keyboard Is Missing Vital Keys

From the "Just Because You Can Probably Means You Shouldn't" Department comes this massive keyboard. It's just short of ten million feet long and doesn't have a QWERTY layout. Nope, the letters are in alphabetical order, and there aren't any keys besides the letters. So yeah, no ENTER, space, or anything else. It's still awesome though. Couple this sucker with a couch-sized mouse and you could win awards in practicality.
A couple more build pics after the jump.



giant keyboard requires massive fingers (or toes) [technabob]
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Reader Comments
1. Morono - June 2, 2008 9:28 AM
whats the f***in' point? i really mean it this time too
2. Bernstein - June 2, 2008 9:51 AM
Does it have a space bar? If not, then it is really damn stupid!
3. Turd Ferguson - June 2, 2008 10:25 AM
@2
Try reading what Mr. Geekologie writes BEFORE you post.
4. Redd - June 2, 2008 11:36 AM
Finally, I can type with my massive penis without it looking like gibberish. Because on my old keyboard, my monster cock just smashed the keys. kjVSARhjhirfikohsepivf. See?
5. Angel Mass - June 2, 2008 5:56 PM
imtryingthisandimalreadytiredofwalkingaround
6. Good Idea Angel Mass - June 2, 2008 7:50 PM
ithinkimgoingtoworkoutnowdamnmycatskeepgettinginthewayoopsisteppedononeoftheirtailsokimdone.... yeah too much work
7. Elmo - June 2, 2008 9:19 PM
lets see Tom Hanks dance on THAT
heisthemostanoyingactorheshouldjustdotoystory3,4,5and6andgotheHellaway
8. Daisy - December 8, 2008 6:16 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is an obvious photoshop job. You can tell it's a fake, the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like the scene in the Movie Never Back Down where Max has to ride a mini motorcycle to work because he is late and doesn't own a car.
9. ugg metallic boots - October 20, 2009 9:30 PM
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