Jun 2 2008Geek Side Is The Best Side: Geek Gang Signs
Here are some geek gang signs that some nerds came up with when they were working on a secret handshake. As you can see, they're pretty questionable. But not nearly as questionable as the leftover red beans and rice I just had for lunch. Half the beans jumped out of the bowl and tried to stab me with my own fork while the rice just sat there and watched. Long story short: I had to go hungry, which sucks because all I had for breakfast were two hits of paper and four bonghits.
Geek Gang Signs [accordianguy]
Thanks Shawn, now lets come up with a super-sweet Geekologie handshake. Got any ideas?
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Reader Comments
1. cockeyed - June 2, 2008 1:40 PM
I might point out there is no way to do windows vista unless you dislocate your index finger.
2. guate6 - June 2, 2008 1:58 PM
It's only that I'm on this site that I can freely say I not only understand it all, but find it very funny.
3. jumpin_J - June 2, 2008 1:59 PM
Yeah, dawg! Windows Vista is da bomb. Hellz yeah! That's how we roll PC stylin!
Yeah, I'm so white. Shucks.
4. Popadopolis - June 2, 2008 2:00 PM
I'm fluent in ASL (American Sign Language) and I must say... all these signs are just wrong. If you read all of these in order, you end up with, "My mother - toilet - dead - drunk - crying game - hooker - pteradactyl." Piece it together and see what you come up with.
CAW!!
5. Sophie - June 2, 2008 3:13 PM
I've been doing the "blood" aka "blub" sign since the movie Colors..... This SO doesn't work with geeks.....
6. Angel Mass - June 2, 2008 5:53 PM
LOL omgosh I think I hurt my fingers trying to do the "Quake Engine". Now, Long life to Ubuntu Linux!
7. pdrunk - June 2, 2008 6:08 PM
Where's my gun?
8. guate6 - June 2, 2008 8:38 PM
#4: I hate to argue, but all those "translations" are not correct...perhaps taking a refresher course in ASL would be best.
9. BrokeRichKid - June 2, 2008 11:10 PM
I don't get like 90% of those. Who MADE them
10. justpassingthru - June 3, 2008 12:14 AM
I wouldn't suggest throwing these "signs" up in the wrong neighborhood. Some of them are very similar to real gang signs and throwing them up could get beat up or worse.
11. peskyn00b - June 7, 2008 12:12 AM
lol i like the quake engine one...