Jun 24 2008Fugly As Hell Jacket Has A Camera On The Back, Monitor On The Sleeve, But No Style

Paul Coudamy is a guy who has been beat up from behind one too many times. And, instead of just buying a pair of those rear-view spy glasses or rip-away underwear, he made a jacket. A denim one that looks awful and has a camera on the back and a monitor in the sleeve. That way Paul can sleep comfortably at night knowing that the next time he gets jumped or mugged, they definitely won't want his hideous fucking jacket.
Paul Coudamy's Hard-Wear jacket watches your back when no one else will [engadget]
Thanks to Julian, who, like me, just wears a bike helmet everywhere. You know, the kind with the little mirrors.
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Reader Comments
1. Elmo - June 24, 2008 1:52 PM
Damn, I can actually see the camera. So people... won't be wearing this?
aww...
2. Jazzman - June 24, 2008 2:05 PM
What idiot made this jacket... might was well just hung a sing on his back and said kick me!!!
3. woops - June 24, 2008 2:12 PM
Haha, looks like he randomly pasted Post-its all over a jacket.
4. Julian - June 24, 2008 2:18 PM
Well I gotta tell ya, I am indeed sticking to my helmet with the mirrors on the sides. Since I've worn it not only have the illuminati been foiled in their attempts to put tracking devices in my teeth (I swear I've seen them try) but I've also been celibate for the past 10 years. Double Whammy! All you damn whores will be cast into hell by God on judgment day. And I'll be laughing while I'm wanking it in heaven saint Peter by the Gates (that's where he keeps his Hustler Stash)
5. Julian - June 24, 2008 2:31 PM
@4 wow wow wow, sorry about that. I meant WITH saint Peter. I'm not about to do or say anything sac religious. we're not doing anything to each other just in each others company. Christ, good thing i caught that. . . Christ is there too. . . but he's reading the articles.
6. Freddy K - June 24, 2008 2:42 PM
So in order for you to see behind you, you have to walk around with your arm up looking at the monitor. Good call. That sounds like a great idea, not inconvenient at all.
7. 80millionmoviesfree.com - June 24, 2008 3:29 PM
Ya Nice see the camera
8. chaz - June 24, 2008 3:30 PM
ok, so instead of a ugly jacket i am going to get a nice looking one, then i am attatching a mirror to my arm so i can see behind me. suck it Paul Coudamy!!
9. SmokingGirl - June 24, 2008 3:32 PM
At least that guy would be able to see the baseball bat that's about to crack his skull.
It's nice to know when Death is coming...
And Julian you are a heretical, blaspheming, sacreligious individual. I will pray for your soul...maybe; I don't know, depends on how bored I get.
10. chaz - June 24, 2008 3:34 PM
hey you can see a bat coming at you with my jacket also, AAAANNNNND... if they break the mirror while kicking ur ass they can be sure to get 7 yrs bad luck!!!!! HA
11. emily - June 24, 2008 5:13 PM
So you can see what's behind you while you're looking at your wrist, but you won't be able to see in front of you or to your sides at all because you're looking at a fucking TV screen. Brilliant!
12. Joey - June 25, 2008 2:16 AM
LOL #3 My thoughts exactly.
Maybe he made the jacket so hideous on purpose to distract people from the fact that the camera is so freaking obvious. Either way, it's lose-lose. I wouldn't be caught dead in that, but he just might. :)