Jun 9 2008Eye Candy/Poison: Wicked Gaming Tattoos
First off, I'll kick my current girlfriend to the curb and marry you if that's you in the picture (the chick with the ink, not one of the dudes). I mean that. The only way to the Geekologie Writer's heart is a permanent reminder that you love the Zelda series as much as I do. So ladies, if you're looking to get into these Umbros (I'm wearing them as boxers), now you know how. Just fire off an email with a picture of your Zelda-themed tattoo attached and we'll get our elope on. Then we'll honeymoon in Hyrule. I know people. Like a Goron that'll sell us some bombs. Seriously, what better way to profess our undying love for each other than blowing some shit up and stealing rupees from the townspeople? Now I know what you're thinking, and yes, that was the most romantic thing ever written.
More MUST SEE gaming tattoos after the jump, including several Marios, another Zelda, a Pac-Man on someone's ass (don't worry, I censored the crack) and the epicest of epic Star Wars tattoo just for the hell of it (why is guy's face blurred? I'd be proud as hell). Also a link to the 40+ picture gallery thats also worth checking out.
Tattoo Nerd [fotoalbum]
Thanks Tenchi059, now lets go get some wicked Geekologie ink
Reader Comments
1. KDog - June 9, 2008 9:41 AM
I vote poison. That includes anything Zelda, what a worthless pile of a game.
2. Snoodle - June 9, 2008 9:47 AM
Some are over-cluttered but the majority look good!
3. Kingsley Amis - June 9, 2008 9:57 AM
She might want to get someone to look at that mole. Melanoma is a killer.
4. Original Trilogy - June 9, 2008 10:18 AM
Star Wars one obviously rules.
5. Eric - June 9, 2008 10:34 AM
Anything with mario on is the best
6. SmokingGirl - June 9, 2008 10:58 AM
At least some of the tattoos were done well.
7. Elboroto - June 9, 2008 11:43 AM
Dear Stylin' Profilin'
Since you've managed to point out the fact that you love Nintendo, I strongly recommend spending some time playing Wii Fitness. That would reduce the curvature of the zapper's barrell to a degree where it doesn't hurt the viewers eyes.
8. Jon - June 9, 2008 11:25 PM
where the sims tattoos
9. Crazy kid - June 9, 2008 11:32 PM
I was once in line at Disneyland,
this chick had the coolest tatoo, a thing that went from a game of tetris to mario
10. john - June 10, 2008 12:06 AM
wow what a bunch of faggots
11. Jen - June 10, 2008 12:06 AM
Zelda is the JAM!
12. Genghis Khunt - June 10, 2008 5:33 PM
Stylin profilin's body resembles a snake that has swallowed a beachball.
A gay beachball.
Because he has sex with men...
13. Very McToaster - June 10, 2008 10:27 PM
Im getting the Triforce of Courage on the back my left hand in fluorescent ink
14. NekoNeko - June 11, 2008 12:10 AM
I love the b&w Zelda tattoo. It's beautiful.
The chick in the first one needed to unhook the back of her bra for the picture. If you are going to let someone take a pic of the tattoo, undo the back of your bra. Otherwise don't show it.
15. Yonah - July 11, 2008 10:56 PM
Are you serious? Nothing says “I'm a whore who doesn't think about the future” than someone getting a huge ink stain embedded in their skin. Imagine how nasty she will look in just 10 years. It's not sexy, just stupid.
16. gypsy - July 16, 2008 2:02 PM
i'm with them. tattoos are awesome to look at on others, but i like temporary for myself. i can remove them if i'm dressing up and they would show, and i can change my mind. and they don't fade or look crappy in 20 years.
17. ese - August 5, 2008 5:56 AM
first off: 10 and 12 fail at being decent humans.
homophobia is a thing of the past folks.
but back to the topic,
i think they're all pretty good.
i like the ideas they all have.
especially the hindu-esques mario.
:]
18. brittany - September 2, 2008 11:32 AM
i wish i knew who ur girlfriend was so i could tell her wat a fuckin loser boyfirend she has and make her leave your loser ass