Jun 9 2008Emoticon Mask Hides Your True Emotions
The Mask Of Emotion was developed by the Digital Media Design Department at Hongik University in Korea and should have been included in Majora's Mask. The bulbous headgear hides true emotions and instead shows one of seven emoticons chosen by the wearer. It also makes crossing busy intersections infinitely more dangerous. I suggest my girlfriend wear one in the bedroom when we're getting intimate. Partly because she's so painful to look at, but mostly because I have no idea what the hell I'm doing. Seriously, I can count the number of times I've been with a woman on two hands.*
*Minus one hand, three and a half fingers.
Emoticon mask will make you smile [make]
Thanks to Kari, who wears her emotions on her sleeve
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Reader Comments
1. Phy - June 9, 2008 10:35 AM
Somebody call Sam Raimi, we have the bad guy for the next lame-ass Spider-man sequel
2. SmokingGirl - June 9, 2008 11:00 AM
This is just ridiculous and I personally hate emoticons.
3. prewife - June 9, 2008 11:02 AM
This is the perfect headset for all men. Just put this on before sex and she'll never ask you:
"are you ok baby? Does it feel good for you too?" while you are grunting just trying to get the job done.
http://prewife.com
4. Elboroto - June 9, 2008 11:50 AM
The evolution of the paper bag.
5. The Imaginary Reviewer - June 9, 2008 12:35 PM
#1: I was just thinking "Spiderman villain" but you beat me to it. Nice work.
6. ryan - June 9, 2008 12:55 PM
Please stop reposting things.
Thanks
7. Elmo - June 9, 2008 4:13 PM
I hate Japanese/Internet Hell faces
8. Snoodle - June 9, 2008 6:27 PM
That's..awkward looking...
9. No, you turn it off... - June 9, 2008 7:08 PM
They won't see it coming (literally) when I punch them in the face after telling them how ridiculous and dumb the whole idea is.
10. Leif Jones - June 9, 2008 9:19 PM
Don't you mean you can count the number of times I've been with a woman on two KNEES?
11. Crazy kid - June 9, 2008 11:21 PM
I'd wear it on Halloween and weird out all the little kids.
Have you ever heard of a band called the Residents? this reminds me of them, they wear these enormous eyeball masks when they play.
Actually I'd make a band and we'd all wear those. That would be cool.
12. Phy - June 10, 2008 3:26 AM
Crazy, I hope those things are impact resistant, because your band would basically be inviting people to destructive-test the helmets with golf clubs or other sporting equipment. With the band still wearing them.
"I believe you get your ass beat for wearing something like that" is the point I'm trying to get across.
13. Tom Frost - June 10, 2008 2:34 PM
how does she breathe
14. Genghis Khunt - June 10, 2008 3:16 PM
13.
Hopefully she doesn't...
15. err.... - June 10, 2008 5:52 PM
odd...
16. xkiz - June 11, 2008 3:17 PM
the two pieces are bolted together... nice, don't tighten it too much
17. Talking Bread - June 11, 2008 5:56 PM
yay Daft Punk.
18. groonk - June 12, 2008 4:45 AM
who let Daft Punk into the 21st Century?
or
there should be 2 insanely athletic chicks dancing in those ALL THE TIME.
19. Moody Clock - June 13, 2008 11:45 PM
F*** THAT F*** THAT F*** THAT!!! >< FLYING TACOS AND
SPICEY CRUNCHWRAP SUPREMES!!!
AAHHHH!! X ( )
EVIL SMILEY FACE ROBOT BITCHES ATTACKING AL GORE!!!!!AHHH!!!!!
20. shveet - June 15, 2008 8:31 PM
i want one >:]
21. Rokk Star - June 16, 2008 4:54 PM
uh... what the that is something thats not needed in this world!!!!
22. Guido - June 16, 2008 7:10 PM
Wow, more stupid shit for China to mass produce cheaply, and for dumb people to buy. You will probably see these in walmart soon.
23. Arguman - June 20, 2008 5:20 AM
Holy crap! This is totally what I've needed! I've been really finding it a pain to move all the muscles needed to make facial expressions. Wow. this will totally save me some major time. maybe I'll get an extra 10 seconds to spend before I die
/co-opted David Cross joke. poorly. :P
24. Coffee - June 24, 2008 12:24 AM
Bad idea. People already hide behind facads and put on masks, if not literally. Now we're going another step and literally becoming faceless?
No thanks.
Stop the planet; I want off.
25. Tea - June 25, 2008 3:44 AM
OR it could be purely conceptual and they are making your point exactly, Coffee. I mean- who the f*** is going to purchase this thing?
What is "RUEHL"?
26. phencer42 - June 25, 2008 8:34 AM
How do you see out of that thing?
27. ja - June 26, 2008 1:06 AM
This thing is a expensive replacement for the paper bag.
28. ash - June 29, 2008 8:14 AM
lmao, first off that whole make a band thing?, actly that would be pretty cool, i mean look at the blue man group?....wierd as hell but kinda neat.......Kinda...anyway lol i also was thinking halloween, sorry very poor speller, so here is my question...does it have a OH SHIT, face for if you get your head stuck in it? heh, that or a....why the f*** did i buy this stupid mother f***er...Oh oh wait i know....you can maybe use a O.O holy shit face for when you finely turn 18 and say...whoa i finely got to see boobies....omg....thats what you can do with this....wack off to a porn dvd....or impress your girlfirend with it? while your wacking off infront of her, or hey...tell your family your gay with it ^_^, man i should be makeing a list heh, hey how about wearing one when you tell someone there grandmother died, or that you want a devorce or how about when you go to your best firends wedding or get marryed?, or a bunch of things like that...oh oh wait a furntal....just remember to make sure the sad face is turned on and not the joyful one that could be bad...