Jun 30 2008Drinking And Driving: Party-A-CarGo
The Party-A-CarGo isn't just the worst named product I've seen in recent history, it's also the drinking-and-drivingest. What is it you ask? Why it's a kegorator and sound system hitch, of course. The $3,000 unit holds a regular keg, 5-gallon cooling system, two 6"x9" speakers, 10" subwoofer, and 9" LCD television. No extension kits or dash-mounted taps available, "I've been drinking" sign optional, but not recommended.
Party-A-CarGo slaps a kegorator on the back of your truck [dvice]
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Reader Comments
1. number6 - June 30, 2008 4:03 PM
Maybe First! I can't keep cops off my piece now....but I still wouldn't turn it down.
2. whistle - June 30, 2008 4:09 PM
The sound system component is likely to sound terrible. Metal isn't the most popular choice for speaker cabinets for a reason.
3. theoutsider - June 30, 2008 5:03 PM
@ number6.
See the next story and you are the type of jackoff I was referring to.
4. number6 - June 30, 2008 6:35 PM
:-( awwwwwwwwww my electronic emotions are sad. You and I mock the same thing, I just did it a little more subtly. I bet yer a cool guy and don't deserve to be stuck on the outside. You sound cool as all hell. How did you know about the jacking off though...fucking miniblinds, i never know which way to put em so folks can't see in. Anyway, have a good day.
5. Joey - July 1, 2008 12:40 AM
I couldn't afford to pay $3,000 for it, but it looks like an awesome tailgating kit. I wouldn't want the TV, though. Half the fun of tailgating is laughing at all the drunk people around you. :)
6. poop - July 1, 2008 2:37 AM
alrighty then... now that we're over the mod edits and the wanker pussy crybaby posts, let's get down to bizznass!
this is cool on so many levels, not because of it's acoustic properties, but because of it's tailgaiting possibilities!!! we don't care if it's the worst acoustically designed thing in the world.. we've got worse in our showers, hanging on the towel rack biatches! this shit is the set up for the dude that's trying to get away from the home-bitch that don't let him do shit. it's a way to let loose and get some proper hang out time with the dudes in the parking lot before the game tht you cut out of work for!! hellz yeah!! bring it on!! GO HOKIES!
7. Momboelitist - July 1, 2008 10:30 AM
Only 9"? Pff! The TV in my living room is bigger than that.
8. dumb redneck - July 2, 2008 8:18 AM
You're right, poop! Can I get a Hell yeah!!! Who cares about all this acoustical property gobbledigook, we just wanna get drunk, kick some acoustic technology geek's ass, and call women bitches! This Bud's fer you!
PS: Git-r-dun~!