Jun 3 2008Crazy Computer Desk Looks Like A Drum Set
We've already seen all sorts of ridiculous computer desks here at Geekologie, and here comes another -- the V1 (V for Vision, not Vagina). It looks like the bastard child of a three-way between a car seat, computer desk, and drum set.
The V1 computer desk is dynamically designed to be the best computer desk system on Earth. Comfort, quality, and customer satisfaction are our primary goals here. Three years of planning and development has brought the V1 computer gaming desk to this certain point. It can now be yours.
They start at $1,700 (sans monitor and speakers) but can be customized with different options all the way up to like a billion dollars. Maybe it's for you, but it's not for me. That thing would take up the whole damn room. Although now that I think about it, diamond-treaded foot rests could come in handy during a particularly volatile porn session.
Hit the jump for a few different setups and a link to the website.
Thanks Benjamin, I'll buy you one just as soon as the money starts rolling in from my Economic Stimulus check scam
Reader Comments
1. Armadilz - June 3, 2008 12:26 PM
Wow, that desk looks really BA, except for the fact that it would take up so much room.
2. Uncle Eccoli - June 3, 2008 12:44 PM
So, what are all the 'drumheads' for? I mean, I suppose some of them are armrests...
3. Freddy K - June 3, 2008 12:57 PM
so the customization is basically what color you want plus or minus speakers and optics. Ok, I want... A DIFFERENT CHAIR. You know, one that doesn't cost my left nut just to sit in it. That being said, I want one.
4. ray - June 3, 2008 12:59 PM
This is the desk Palpatine throws at Yoda when they're having a domestic dispute.
5. ryan - June 3, 2008 1:13 PM
Although not that I think about it, diamond-treaded foot rests could come in handy during a particularly volatile porn session.
*now
6. Elmo - June 3, 2008 2:40 PM
that will probably cost your right nut too.
I mean, how do you sit in it? it's like a school desk, your caged in
7. Sev - June 3, 2008 5:34 PM
@6-Elmo
I believe the chair has a position adjuster on the bottom, pull it up to slide the seat back, get in, left it again to slide it forward and presto! You're caged with an obscure way out.
8. Sev - June 3, 2008 5:35 PM
*lift
9. Tenors for Life - June 4, 2008 1:34 AM
yeah, so, definitely not going to be using this for a desk... if you make something that looks ANYTHING like a drumset (ie trashcans, tables, round things) or a drumstick (ie straws, plastic utensils, dildos), then drummers will utilize them as such...
10. guate6 - June 4, 2008 2:24 AM
Ok, a less expensive alternative. Get an old desk from a school, get Rock Band, and your current desktop (including monitor and speakers), plus your current chair, and bingo, something like this, but only cost you the price of a video game.
I still don't see what the padded arm-rests ("drums") are for.
11. Cyberwulf - June 4, 2008 2:51 AM
but... where the f*** are the mini fridge, microwave, television, game consoles, and telephone?
12. Jubtastic1 - June 4, 2008 7:34 AM
For a custom made state of the art desk the ergonomics suck balls
13. Uncle Eccoli - June 4, 2008 12:43 PM
@12
Agreed. Shouldn't it be at least as comfortable as it is ugly?
14. Klatone - March 28, 2009 2:48 PM
wdf? this shyt look funny and ugly, lmfao and how if i dont feel like using drums? lmfao!!
15. Mike - June 3, 2009 5:01 PM
it could at least have a hydraulic seat lift to lower and raise it....
16. Tool - August 7, 2009 1:39 PM
You guys are funny. As you point out, this takes a lot of room, and is ugly as sin.
The seat has 3 four way powered electronic seat adjustments, like a car with seat tilt. totally ergonomic. The drums are armrests that swing open to enter/exit.
Although totally ugly, if you are a long duration gamer and sit in this, it is designed for the user, not the person outside of the unit, hence being ugly/ totally ergonomic and will let you escape into your game completely & immersively.
I would never buy it for that price though, I have seen better gaming desks for cheap at Trillora.
17. louis vuitton - September 29, 2009 1:43 AM
Wow, that desk looks really BA, except for the fact that it would take up so much room.
18. penis enlargement - October 6, 2009 9:26 AM
I'm getting one!