Jun 13 2008Chug 2 Beers In 2 Seconds With The Bierstick

Beer tastes like bear piss, in my mose humble opinion.
However, I could use this for vodka instead; promising...promising.

most*

*sigh* And that is what happens when I post before I have coffee.

I didn't realize that you knew what bear piss tastes like.

perhaps you should a different brand of beer. there are others besides Keystone

yea i met smokinggirl behind some trees the other week, she said she was into that shit. its funny you should mention keystone thats all i drink

You said you wouldn't tell anyone, bear in the woods...you lied to me. *cries* How could you?

And @3, I have tried all sorts of beers and they all taste like piss. Well, except for Samuel Adams cherry wheat, but even then, I have to be in the mood for it.

my piss smells like asparagus.

@SmokingGirl, did you try European beers?

...or European bears?

All beer tastes like piss?
wow, I would hate to have your pallet.

and there is no way an great stout (ie guiness, bass, etc) can be compared to the cheap american lagers like coors or bud light. thats just wrong to have them lunmped in the same category.

lumped*

*eyes roll* I don't even have an excuse as I dont drink coffee.

This is a crutch for people who can't do a respectable chug/shotgun/bong.

Since when was Bass a stout, and since when was Guinness great?
Stone makes a good stout, There's Old Rasputin, Dogfish Head Chickory, you could even make a case and say Murphys, but Guinness is not "great" by any real beer drinker's measure...it's simply passable...truly the budweiser of stouts.

People who say "most" beer tastes like piss haven't had much beer.

I just have one thing to add to this string...

Newcastle Brown Ale.

I believe my work here is done...

smokinggirl needs to be broken into beer, i suggest starting off with something sweet yet semi strong would highly recomend woodchuck apple cider beer.

@11 The people's beer is good too, you Frazierian nancyboy.

I do not consider Woodchuck Cider to be beer, bear in the woods...and yes, I do like and drink that on a regular basis. I also drink the hard lemonades, tea, and so on and so forth.
I would still, however, prefer my jagerbombs and vodka. But thank you all for your concern over my beer dislike, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

wrong again smokinggirl, thats just me.

@ 14 "Frazierian nancyboy".....kind of an oxymoron there my over zealous slightly undereducated friend. Frazier was the boxer..Smokin' Joe, "Frasier" I believe is the neurotic psychologist that tickles our funny-bone nightly on the CW...that said I don't believe our Freudian Friend ever consumed a beer on the show......

And the people's beer is only good if it has the name Sam Adams on it.

What am I wrong about now?

And if it's over Woodchuck not being beer, I stated that "I" don't consider it beer, not that it's not beer. I think you're just being an antagonist now, bear...

Frasier and Niles did try beer a couple of times on the show, and of course, hilarity ensued.

Just thought I'd add that. I also love 'Frasier', so meh, anyway carrying on...

SG, I will only drink Bud light with lime. That is a fresh wedge of lime squeezed, then stuffed into the bottle.

If you tried that you might even stop "resisting me".

By the way, am I the only one that noticed the two chicks in their underwear? One sucking on the end of the "stick" while they both fondle it's shaft. You don't think they did that on purpose, do you?

@20 fruit of any kind plus beer that's not from Mexico=gay gay gay...why don't you just drink a Queernoff Ice? I'm sure they have a lime flavored one.

@21 it's not as hot as it looks, the 1 girl can only open her mouth to the size of a straw, and the other one bites, and not in the hot way. raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake, raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

Hey @22/23,

Don't look now but I am both 20 and 21! Guess the jokes on you! What joke you say? Don't worry about it! I'm not gay no matter what that voice in my head tells me!

I do have to give you props for the "gay gay gay" reference, I was amused as you can tell by my not calling you an assclown which you clearly are...but I didn't say it!

smokinggirl only likes the extremely girly fruity drinks. she wants to drink without having to taste it. may i refer you to the fantastic denis leary: youtube.com/watch?v=tAXQNx4E7

@24...what exactly IS an ass clown? Is it a clown that lives in an ass, is it a clown for asses, like a clown that tries to make asses laugh, or is it a clown that uses his ass to make people laugh?

I have indeed made people laugh by farting, and I think I have probably made people fart somehow in my time on this earth... so by some definitions I guess I could be considered an assclown...Even though you obviously didn't call me an assclown, so this is more hypothetical than anything.

It's all about the FAT TIRE... bring it beetches!

@25, did I or did I not post that I like my vodka and jagerbombs? That sounds like liking the taste of alcohol to me. *rolls eyes*

how long till, the video of 50 dudes jerking off into this tube, then having the slut get the protein shot in all her cavities. now thats hot.

as for beer, its samuel jackson for me.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. GOOD MOTHERF***ING BEER! BITCHES!!

@beefyteat- Yes, I was referring to the obnoxious nature of Frasier from TV and his prattling ons.

Try Arrogant Bastard Ale, Old Guardian, or Imperial Russian Stout. Assault your pallet now!!!!

I tried this once with a caulking gun. Didn't work. Now my insides are rotten.

The guy in the second video looks like he's drinking piss, so this supports my view that the Bierstick is only good for shitty beers like Bud and Carling.

@butterbee

I do have beefy teats.

@26, If I would have been swallowing some sort of beverage (like bud light with lime) it would be coming out my nose.

You my friend are FUN-E!

Note to newbies: SG can handle anything straight out of the bottle and I do mean anything! Yes, you may stretch that as far as you like.

enima anyone? anyone?

I'd like to see someone take it filled with a nice loose but powerful mixture of wasabi and soy sauce...up the ass or in the mouth I don't think it would matter much.

Oo, great. A way for Americans to consume empty calories and alcohol faster! I love you, efficiency.

i *love* it!!

so there is this place in boston the services 400 beers on tap and 400 beers in the bottle and they change there menu monthly accourding to my brother either way smokinggril You should check it out im sure u will find ur vixin there and also if beer is not ur thing well like u say jager all the way :P

@ 1

why would someone who doesn't like beer, go on and keep tasting all kinds of different beers to determine that you indeed do not like any single brew out there?

i have a strong feeling you've only been exposed to a handful of similar american crap, like bud and coors, which do indeed taste like piss, but i find it highly doubting that you tried anything beyond that.

i call BS

wow, are all homophobes doomed to never ever eat a piece of fruit? sucks for you.
i'm not sure how lime in a beer makes someone "gay gay gay", anyway, unless you mean in a jolly sort of way. lime is delish.
and for f***'s sake, people, it's "palate".

as for the Bierstick, i was hoping the "stupid Americans" comment was wrong, and that this was a German contraption, because damned if we don't already have enough embarassing habits.

What a phallic device.

Beer wise I prefer Killian's Irish Red.

cut. print. gay.

The Bierstick website now has a video up of someone using the Bierstick during a major sausage fest. The girls in their underwear must be behind the camera man. Ha ha. In the guys' defense, it looks like they are enjoying themselves...

Heiniken !!
Jupiler!!

all good bear !! nice !!

Beer does not taste like any kind of piss. You're just drinking the wrong beer. Get some class and don't drink crappy beer like keystone, miller, or bud. That stuff is gross and cheaply made.
Drink some Great Lakes Elliot Ness or New Castle Brown Ale. Then you can have the lovely taste of peat moss and leaves in your mouth all day! It's fantastic!

beer, stout and all that crap just sucks so does bear piss.
im saying this cause i love flak.

hehe. i beer stick nearly all beers. u don't have to hold a beer if u beer stick that thing every half hour or so. I usually hold one at a party for good measure and it just gets warm, but this is my preferred method of entry.

here it is: http://www.frattoys.com/p446/The-Bier-Stick!-Drink-2-Beers-in-Under-2-Seconds!/product_info.html

btw if piss tastes like beer then i'd drink that too. thats how much i enjoy beer. how convenient that would be too.
Johnny (frattoys.com)