Jun 2 2008Cassette Face Watch Is Alright, I Guess
The AOS Cassette Face Watch costs about $70 and looks like a cassette. It also tells time. No way. Yes way. No way! Yes way! But who needs to tell time anyways? Time is old fashioned and not the sun. I suggest we get rid of time altogether and any hot and spicy female readers send me provocative pictures. Because then, I'm a scientist, time won't be important. I said I'm a scientist yo. This is a real lab coat. Wait, where'd my lab coat go? Okay, well this is an authentic Big Johnson t-shirt. I actually have no idea about worm holes because the bourbon this morning made afternoon delights a no go and I think a rocketship just crash landed on my brain. So get those coming. Also, something about...oh yes, this watch is okay but you know what's better than a cassette watch? No, not a Walkman watch. Well, technologically, that is cooler but not what I was getting at. I was getting at...shit now you made me forget. OH YEAH -- a BOOMBOX watch. A watch that looks like an old school ghetto blaster. Cool huh? I know. You hear that, Tokyoflash? I want one for free when it's made or else the good doctor gets it, do you understandeth what I speak? I need to lie down. Oh my God this pillow is meowing!
Another picture after the jump in case you were dying to know what the watch looks like with a hand casually tucked into your black-jeans pocket.
Thanks Melissa, you think you could point me in the direction of my passout chair?
Reader Comments
1. whistle - June 2, 2008 3:25 PM
This time I believe the writer is actually f'd up.
2. Popadopolis - June 2, 2008 5:27 PM
Geekologie Writer,
The first step is admitting you have a problem. The second step involves me alerting our friends at the Clown about said problem so we can do a "random" drug test on you. The third: your ass gets fired and good ol' Popadopolis takes the wheel for a year or six.
Sincerely,
Popadopolis (soon to be Geekologie Writer)
3. pdrunk - June 2, 2008 6:05 PM
There's no way I'm going to fit the necessary 12 "D" batteries in that.
4. BrokeRichKid - June 2, 2008 11:09 PM
Oh yeah. The picture with the hand tucked in the pocket sure made me want to buy one.
p.s. What are you smoking? I want some
5. Leg3nd - June 3, 2008 12:02 AM
Who has a wrist watch anymore?
-Buys-
I'm sure most music artist will want to get their hands on this..
6. militarysoulmate - June 3, 2008 4:13 AM
wow!This seems like ADs! my friends on _militarysoulmate.com_ have no time to research these depreciatory things. they focus on how to hook up hot girls there! LOL~
7. absinthe - June 3, 2008 7:47 AM
militarysoulmate - GO... AWAY... or at least give me a cut of your advertising revenue and I'll go violate anything I see that isnt trying to sell something for you. Hell, pay me enough I'll get my twang tatooed and wave it around the nearest army base. How's that?!
Damn I need some of what TGW is on today.... ;)
8. FriendOfBeerPongTableShaina - June 3, 2008 10:33 AM
If you didn't have a wife, maybe some of us hot and spicy readers would send you pictures. So, uh, let me--I mean us know if that ever changes...
9. GRRR25 - June 3, 2008 5:52 PM
What a great idea! wait a minute... Hmmm... feels strangely familiar...
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B000HAWCTA/ref=dp_image_text_0?ie=UTF8&n=377110011&s=watches