Jun 26 2008Brothel On Wheels Gets Busted, I Weep
Well folks, in an attempt to take away our Eighth Amendment right (the right to pay for and receive sexual acts in the back of a moving vehicle) the FBI busted what they're calling a "brothel-on-wheels" in Miami.
Miami Beach undercover detectives who paid a $40 entry fee and boarded a stretch limousine bus Sunday found women onboard offering oral sex and lap dances for money, authorities said.
Authorities arrested Christine Morteh, 29, of Miramar, and the driver, Clyde Scott, along with four other people Sunday. Miami-Dade jail spokeswoman Janell Hall said Morteh faces charges including offering to commit or engage in prostitution, conducting business without a license, directing another to a place of prostitution and deriving support from prostitution.
Whoa, whoa, whoa -- those sound like some pretty serious charges. Completely inappropriate. I was thinking more along the lines of a gas card and handicapped parking sticker.
Cops bust alleged brothel-on-wheels in Miami [cnn]
Thanks Romeo, but I kind of wish you had notified me about this service earlier.
Reader Comments
1. DDura - June 26, 2008 5:31 PM
This isn't that new. I've been on one of these before.
Funny story, got caught getting head from a stripper while smoking a joke by a cop on the bus. He walked in and sat down in front of me, thought I was tripping.
2. Subway - June 26, 2008 6:11 PM
Was your dick still in your hand when you woke up?
3. well there bud - June 26, 2008 6:29 PM
Okay DDura you illiterate trouble maker stay on the bus and out of sight before you get caught.
Secondly, someone post the link to lil wayne - lollipop
the whole vid takes place on this bus. with out DDura jerking i in the back
4. well there bud - June 26, 2008 6:30 PM
it* ahahahah
5. wiinja - June 26, 2008 7:21 PM
pretty classy for a mobile whorehouse
6. hater - June 26, 2008 7:22 PM
how the hell can the land of the free not let people do whatever they hell they want as long as they aren't hurting anyone? fucking government....you suck!
7. Uncle Eccoli - June 26, 2008 8:11 PM
Conducting business without license? WOW, that's a bullshit charge. So, she was supposed to seek license from the government to prostitute herself?
8. Adri Leya - June 26, 2008 8:16 PM
This brings me back to the time my roommate and I did that whole sensual ice cream truck gig. Now every time I hear "The Entertainer," I'm reminded of frozen HJs and obscurely-placed popsicle sticks.
9. Joey - June 26, 2008 9:06 PM
So how do you know where this thing is going to be? Is it like the bookmobile?
10. Katsin X - June 26, 2008 9:09 PM
Hey Geekologie writer, I don't think you'd be so excited about this bus when you see the mugshots of the whores arrested:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0626081miami1.html
11. c45j - June 26, 2008 9:47 PM
they ugly.
12. Biggie Wayne - June 26, 2008 11:42 PM
@10 Katsin X
The girl in the 6th pics is the sexiest hahah
13. poop - June 27, 2008 2:26 AM
las vegas
14. isocum - June 27, 2008 2:27 AM
this kind of buses get caught on istanbul several times. not that fancy though, as far as i remember just some rooms to have sex and a built-in shower in one case.
15. Lacrimosa - June 27, 2008 6:48 AM
Roflbrothel.
16. Quase - June 27, 2008 9:04 AM
This bus been rolling around Miami Beach for YEARS, EVERYBODY here knows whats going on inside. One of the bitches must have bitten one of the FBI dudes, for him to get mad and bust up the whole operation...
17. Asbo - June 27, 2008 10:13 AM
Why are there no strippers in it?
18. Momboelitist - June 27, 2008 11:57 AM
Typical South Florida stuff.....
19. prewife - June 27, 2008 12:33 PM
What a shame they were busted. That's where I met the prewife. Ah, memories. Now where will we go for our honeymoon?
http://prehorff.com
20. tenchi059 - June 27, 2008 12:42 PM
Hooray for oral sex and lap dances. They are the true essence of love.
21. Snoodle - June 27, 2008 11:25 PM
How long before David Caruso hacks at this story with his gigantic sunglasses....how long I say?!
22. Dan - June 28, 2008 3:53 PM
why do people in the states have such a prob with prostitutes? I am OUTRAGED
23. Garuda - July 2, 2008 11:44 AM
People have problems withh it becasue they are for the most part bullshit artist. Everyone is a prostitute on some level when you have sex you get something out of it. Could be money, could be pleasure, could be reassurance. Were all hos. Then agian America is built off of the Ideals of people who were so uptight that they had to leave england. Then somewhere along the way the sorta started to lie to themselves.
24. Garuda - July 2, 2008 11:50 AM
So. I jsut saw the pictures and I have to say; only one of them could of brought in customers. The rest cant be human.
25. gypsy - July 17, 2008 9:38 AM
#4 has googly eyes, and who's the guy? was he giving oral and lapdances too or was he the driver or something? as an american, i really don't see what the big deal is. prostitution is something i personally see as wrong and would never have anything to do with, but i'm not going to say people who want to and are overage shouldn't be allowed.