Jun 20 2008Blood Soap Is Cool, I Want Some In My Mouth

Clue brand Blood soap has red coloring added so it looks like you're cleaning blood off your hands whenever you go to wash them. It's an awesome idea and my mommy says I should wash my mouth out with rat poison because I use lots of dirty words. I want some, unfortunately I've got the feeling it isn't real. It should be though, because I'd buy some. Or, I dunno, just keep cutting myself.
Clue: Blood soap dispenser [make]
Thanks Shawn, now lets make this stuff in hand sanitizer form so we can take it anywhere.
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Reader Comments
1. captainj - June 20, 2008 12:23 PM
dudeee!!! i am so gonna buy that! there might be a problem with it at airports though
2. RTH - June 20, 2008 12:40 PM
But... how would I know if I successfully washed all the blood off my hands or not..?
3. VickyStarr - June 20, 2008 1:11 PM
Oh boy I'd freak if I walked into a bathroom and a bunch of little girls were washing blood off their hands. :O
4. Jazzman - June 20, 2008 1:33 PM
I'm getting a bottle for the office!!!
5. Blu - June 20, 2008 2:00 PM
"3. VickyStarr - June 20, 2008 1:11 PM
Oh boy I'd freak if I walked into a bathroom and a bunch of little girls were washing blood off their hands. :O"
haaaaaaaahahahahahahhaaaaaaahaha
6. Momboelitist - June 20, 2008 2:26 PM
WooHoo!!!!
7. Joey - June 21, 2008 12:18 AM
Note to girlfriends: Don't use this in the shower if you want to get some.
8. Cyberwulf - June 21, 2008 4:51 PM
@7: speak for yourself. Ladies, if you want to use this in the shower, just let me watch, and don't mind my 'activities'.
9. Fahim Akhter - June 24, 2008 2:28 AM
I think the most cool thing would be to have it in a public toilet or something.