Blood Soap Is Cool, I Want Some In My Mouth

Clue brand Blood soap has red coloring added so it looks like you're cleaning blood off your hands whenever you go to wash them. It's an awesome idea and my mommy says I should wash my mouth out with rat poison because I use lots of dirty words. I want some, unfortunately I've got the feeling it isn't real. It should be though, because I'd buy some. Or, I dunno, just keep cutting myself.

Clue: Blood soap dispenser [make]

Thanks Shawn, now lets make this stuff in hand sanitizer form so we can take it anywhere.

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