Jun 23 2008Bacon Floss, It's What's For Dinner Hygiene

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Bacon floss is $4.95 bacon flavored dental floss. It cleans in between your teeth and leaves you with a nice bacon-y aftertaste. Brush with egg-flavored toothpaste and it's part of a well balanced breakfast. Honestly, I'd actually try some if I ever flossed, but I don't. You see, I took exceptional care of my teeth the whole of my life, never have a cavity, and still got kicked in the head by a mule and lost them all. Life's a bitch, folks -- just like my ex. Plus they both have the clap.


Goodbye Cinnamon, Hello Bacon Floss! [ohgizmo]

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1. SmokingGirl - June 23, 2008 4:23 PM

First...again.

And eww.

2. GEOPPH'RE'Y - June 23, 2008 4:30 PM

The whole forced-fascination thing with bacon that's parading around the internet is tired and boring.

3. Fergeh - June 23, 2008 4:49 PM

I have bacon salt.

Love it.

(click my name)

4. GM Keith - June 23, 2008 4:54 PM

Wow!
I like it xD
Yayys I'm the numbah 4!

D&D 4 ever!

-Gm keith

5. GM Keith - June 23, 2008 4:55 PM

I also have bacon-flavored cigarettes XD
They tastes so fukin' good!

6. Amanda - June 23, 2008 4:57 PM

@3

OMG. That salt looks amazing. Also, those pictures on their website... they look so amazing. The food makes me so hungry! Ahh. I need to go get some burgers.

7. Freddy K - June 23, 2008 4:58 PM

What do I need this for? The bacon flavored toothpicks and breathmints are all I need/use.

8. Fergeh - June 23, 2008 5:16 PM

@6

I live in the UK so I only had the option of getting the 'sampler pack' (one of each flavor)

Best.Decision.Ever.

9. Popadopolis - June 23, 2008 5:37 PM

anything to help get the taste of ass out of my mouth...
Who's ass?
Your mother's, that's who's.

10. chainsawarms - June 23, 2008 6:47 PM

waaait a minute. who else has the clap other than the ex? the mule or life?

11. wes - June 23, 2008 7:52 PM

hey geekologie writer, you should top it off with some bacon mints
http://www.mcphee.com/items/11706.html

-wes-

12. Blaise - June 23, 2008 8:50 PM

That is sick!

13. Joey - June 24, 2008 12:24 AM

I have about the same reaction to this as I had to those meat-looking iPod cases that were on here a while ago. Why?

14. Heather - June 24, 2008 12:46 AM

Yeah, I've tried the bacon mints...
Pretty much the worst flavour combination ever.
It's like sticking an over-smoked chunk of bacon in your mouth, then using listerine. Sick. Seriously.

'Course, I'm the same sucker that bought coffee-flavoured Trident.

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