May 16 2008WTF, That's Gross: Bread Head Bakery

That's bread?

ryeet. i wouldn't trust it folks.

-you try it.
-no you!

That's gross... I wonder what's for stuffing...

I'd get a head and chew on it in public. It'll help me practice my zombie gestures for when the apocalypse comes. They're not a creature noted for their intelligence, so I think I can fake it...

Didn't we already see this a little bit ago?

Repost much?

Oh great, now i need to go to Thailand. And it's not like i have the money just lying around, either. Plus, i'll need a hefty wad of dough just for the, er.. dough!
::rubs hands together with anticipation::
This man is a genius.

oh i d love to bring one of those heads into college and totally bite a huge chunk outta it in the canteen in front of everyone...pure genius!

I'm just not going to say anything about this...Coffee anyone?

this would be awesome for halloween

Really? That's bread? I think he's probably a serial killer and when the cops came to investigate he told them "I'm baking!"

If that is bread, he is wasting his talents and should come here to Hollywood and work for a special effects company.

I'm old fashioned and want my bread to look like bread.

so that's what wannabe serial killers do in the kitchen.

Gross. What a waste of frickin' time.

I can't see this as being a lucrative business endeavor, but I gotta admit, that's pretty damn cool. How do you make bread look like that?!

Meat pies anyone?

News flash: They're real heads!!!

@5

I thought it was Deja Vu or some shit.

FYI... It's probably not bread like loaves of bread here in the US. It's probably rice pastry that is kind of like jelly.

That is disturbing. But really cool for a Halloween party!!! "Look, you can eat these heads. Ear, anyone?".

Do they come with a jam filling?

Cannibals will probably want to avoid that place because I'm sure the cops are going to constantly ask for a list of the customers to check up on them. I remember watching this thing about this one guy who fantasized about eating the flesh of girls and yeah... he carried it out. Pretty gross. He's in jail, like he should be. Although maybe if he knew about this place he could have lived out his dream in a non-murderous way.

"I'm a wackjob and I like making people sick".

SGGGGG? Boobs? Cannibalism? Anything starting to ring a bell? You could collaborate with this guy!

Actually, I almost pi$$ed myself laughing as I could just picture him blurting that out: "I'm a wackjob!" Ahhh, freedom to be a wackjob! What a country! America!

Alternate personality: Actually he's in Thailand.

Momboelitist: Shut up! I said AMERICA! And you'll say the same if you know what's good for me!

... You know, attaching a card that says, "You!" on it with a basket and one of those headbreads after getting the guy to make it look like the intended receiver, that would be... like a death threat, wouldn't it?

I've seen the hands before, but not the heads. Lulzworthy.

So cool but I couldn't eat. Fun for a prank though I don't see bread. Maybe that is what he tells the relatives that say the head looks like their missing uncle.

its real, a ripleyes book had it

I wonder if he would make the head of someone you know... then you can give that person their head...

this is a nice gift for your neighbors if you just moved some place new. makes a good impression i guess. they will never knock on your door asking you to turn the music down or borrowing sugar.

I'm not religious, but is this the kind of bread that christians eat at service? Body of christ 'n' all?

YEAPPPPP next stop, cannibalism. Someones gonna eat that and then decide they need to make the leap to real humans.

THANKS GUYYYYYY...schmuck.

i had a stupid bad dream about this crap last night. had to revisit and comment.

It's about time someone started baking bread that looks like a head. Those damn Frenchies have been baking bread that resembles another body part for centuries.

Meaty-

I can't figure it out. What do croissants look like?

Can anyone imagine what would be possible if he worked with the real 'toons guy?

Homer Simpson dough!

WTF, That's Gross: Bread Head Bakery

SmokingGirl, you're a fucking slut. Kill yourself, you cunt.

haha. this is so damn life-like... cool!
this reminds me of the movie Sweeney Todd... cool =D

I live in Thailand and everybody here eats bread that looks like body parts every day. It's a cultural norm. It is not unusual to see small children gnawing on ear- or hand- or face-looking bread all over the country and in the homes. You get used to it in time, and miss it when you visit other countries: flatslabs of bread look strange to me now. I don't think the Thais even think about it or notice it any more. People can get used to anything in time. I'm surprised this human bread shape cultural proclivity is only now coming to the attention of The West. Strange

Been living in this country for over twenty years and I totally missed it in the news!

@captain: I guess croissants ARE more popular than french bread, no thanks to Burger King (damn croissanwiches and their deliciousness).

French bread is what I meant. It's somewhat phallicly shaped. In hindsight, Italian would have made more sense, but then I couldn't use the phrase "damn frenchies". Plus I'm white.

I just hope nobody thought my junk looked like a croissant. Closer to a cashew.

Does it come in cat shapes???

thats cool as... where can i buy?

@rick: You're a penis head, kill yourself, post pix.

!وهذا هو المرضى

واعرب عن دهشته وانا لم احصل على اعتقال!

your my hero but what the fuck man

Hey my name is bill and i was wandering if you can make me a penis or vagina one cause i like like litlle vaginas and tight assholes your my hero rock on bitches love ya Bill

from bill and john this is to u man john wants a bread penis in his asshole so can u make him a bread penis and a bread vagina for bill love ya girl from the crazy ballsacks of the world so bye bitch

im just saying ew cause im a girl....
D: its just not right.

yum. just what i need. rob zombie is coming over for dinner

Cool, I'd be like giving it to little kids and going take bite it good! then a naw off a bug chunk and run away, lol.

I woul be all like, yeah heads hmmm taste so good yummy. abd kids be like wtf? so I chop of there heads and use them as molds for the bread and then give the bread head to there moms, lolz

the detail is so graphical, he must of killed a fair few to emphasize it

I'm a girl and this is awesome. I want to order like, a row of heads to make bread bowls (for lobster bisque) at a wedding reception and maybe a hand for a "to have and to hold" joke for good measure...

I WANT ONE!
Imagine answering the door, carrying one of those, when the JWs call!
If they don't go immediately, break off an ear and eat it.

Damn, imagine going to burger king and seeing a face staring up at you out of the burger!

YOU COULD PRANK PPL SO BADLY WITH THIS!!!!!
Imagine - I get one made nodelled on me, then leave it in my fridge, then leave for a day or two, then 1 of my room mates opens the fridge, thinks its me dead, and thinks the other room mate killed me, and the other guy thinks the same... You could fuck around with police so much too.... imagine they check your bags in the airport!

LMAO!

Leave an arm randomly in the waiting room of your lcal hospital.... you could terorise ppl....!!!!

Maybe cus im british and we take practical jokes a little too far but this has so many possibilitiea

I don't know what's worse, one of these head bread things or a spaghetti O's sandwich.

I think the latter.

LOLOL u kno wat, hes gonna keep selling these for a copupl of years, than slowly switch over to slowly using real body parts until noone will no the difference

So is this how they make that MTV show Don't Watch These on demand look so real. Those shows really have me going "Oh man this cannot be fake but how can it be real." Yucky but talk about talented people here.

Creepy. You would have to know what it looks like in real life to recreate it, don't you think?

Gag-a-thon!

seriously.