May 22 2008Wii Training Wheel For The Superficial Writer
The Superficial Writer is about as good at Mario Kart Wii as I am at succeeding in life (read: an epic failure). So I thought this little DIY Wii Training Wheel article would be perfect for him. Basically you take a plastic crate, add some bungee cords and a Wii Wheel, and then look like a monster taint whenever you play. Say, wanna race for shots tonight?
Mine gauntlet has been casteth down. Thou shall meeteth me on the interwebs at dusk.
In case you wanted to see someone playing with it, there's a video after the jump.
Suck at Mario Kart? Build a Training Wheel in a Few Easy Steps [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. prewife - May 22, 2008 3:25 PM
A little over the top but still a cool idea.... I know i still have some milk crates from college around here somewhere
http://prewife.com
2. Julian - May 22, 2008 3:31 PM
I stopped playing Mario Kart at Mario Kart 64. The reason for that is that they added more female characters. Look, I like mario kart and think its fun but I dont need to be stopping every five seconds because princess peach can't get the engine started or drives most of the course with her blinker on.
@1 so prewife . . . whats up *wink*
3. Signe - May 22, 2008 3:34 PM
Dude, seriously, where do you find this stuff. This is my favorite website.
4. The Superficial Writer - May 22, 2008 3:36 PM
This just in: My brown eye is now blue.
I shall see meet at dusk, Geekologie Writer. Also, bring a blanket. It's kind of chilly and I don't want you catching a cold - IN YOUR VAGINA!
Whick-a-pow!
5. Momboelitist - May 22, 2008 3:57 PM
Hey superficial writer, I don't post over there but kudos on the Christina "E" boobs.
6. The Superficial Writer - May 22, 2008 4:42 PM
#5.
I do what I can with what I've got. And this time around it was Size E breasts.
Huzzah!
7. sharpie - May 22, 2008 6:25 PM
the crate! it does nothing!!!
8. samtowndizzle - May 22, 2008 7:17 PM
1 shot for 2nd place
2 shots for 3rd
3 shots for 4th
Ive beaten you before Geekologie writer. You ended up with a brand I think.
9. I also applaud - May 23, 2008 12:12 PM
Imagine Christinas E breasts playing mario kart. Thats what you call boneriffic.
10. john - May 27, 2008 1:45 PM
#2:
I lol'd in reality here
11. midmid - January 23, 2009 1:37 AM
Great...info....Thanks