May 2 2008Use Whatever You Want For Clock Hands
Well, you can't really insert anything you clock fetish pervwads. Just things that are relatively small, cylindrical, and lightweight. But everything that meets those criteria is fair game. Like, um, severed fingers (I recommend using a thumb and middle finger -- 3 and 9 o'clock will be hilarious!). Seriously though, this thing is pretty clever. It's really got me thinking about what time it is. Which, right now, is time to find two more things to post about. And then -- then it's time to mow the lawn and shower. But after that -- well, by then the wife will be home and it'll be time to play video games and tune her out while she complains about her day at work.
Several more pictures of the thing and what you can do with it (use twigs!) after the jump off. And yes, I posted this to make up for that coat hanger timepiece from earlier.
Making Your Own Clock [yankodesign]
Thanks to Stacy, who knows what time it is (it's time to get ill), for the tip
Reader Comments
1. VermillionSL - May 2, 2008 4:26 PM
wait, so what do you jam that timespike into? also anything?
2. shaunjon - May 2, 2008 4:27 PM
so yeah i gues its kinda useless if you can only put pencils and twigs in it.
are forks and knives too heavy? maybe its good for people who cant afford a real clock
3. damn luddites - May 2, 2008 4:36 PM
"maybe its good for people who cant afford a real clock"
yeah, cause we all know that the hand of a clock are the expensive part. the inner workings, they just give those away.
how poor do you need to be to not afford a clock? screw them! why do they care what time it is? it's not like they have jobs to go to (if they did, they could probably buy a clock). they can do what I used to do when I was poor and unemployed - go to the bar, ask if it's beer-o-clock yet, then trade in the welfare check for booze!
4. gina - May 2, 2008 6:34 PM
this is pretty cool. id buy one
5. mike - May 2, 2008 6:54 PM
sha, no second hand? forget about it...
6. TetterkeT - May 2, 2008 7:32 PM
Since no one else went for the easy joke, allow me: I am going to stick my penis in it!
7. Leg3nd - May 2, 2008 8:05 PM
@6 and thus insinuating you have a small penis.
8. Scott - May 2, 2008 9:12 PM
Yea @6! There was a reason why nobody mentioned the obvious reference to your penis, Duh!
Anyway, we didn't think your penis size was anyones business!
Oh, and let me save you the trouble:
@6: How do you know what size my penis is? Are you gay?
Me: You just told us in your post, dilwad!
Sorry to be so rough on you there son but you should leave the comedy the professionals, such as myself.
9. dfsdf - May 2, 2008 9:42 PM
Yes. Because there are SO many other things that can fit in those shits besides pencils.
10. SmokingGirl - May 3, 2008 12:04 AM
Ahhhh, penis humor. It never gets old does it?
Have you hugged a penis today? HA, I'm sorry, I was thinking of my other post about trees and, yea, nevermind.
11. David - May 3, 2008 1:29 PM
Two joints and the clock turned...
12. Sev - May 4, 2008 2:29 PM
I love how SmokingGirl acts like she gets penis all the time...
Speaking of penis and penises (Peni?) umm... the whole thing kinda... lookslikeadildo. There, I said it. ; )
13. SmokingGirl - May 4, 2008 11:10 PM
One could say that I get penis all the time, Sev; it's nice to be married.
14. andy cochrane - May 5, 2008 4:21 AM
that is so freaking cool
15. Shoes - May 5, 2008 10:05 AM
Turn your vagina into a clock! ...I am... intrigued. Thank you #12, I have a whole new range of porn to look into... clockwork vaginas.
16. Sev - May 5, 2008 4:09 PM
But don't you ever get sick of the same one over and over again, SmokingGirl? haha.