May 27 2008Unacceptable: This Freaking Keyboard
Wow, and I thought my roommate's Cheeto and pube keyboard was bad. He's got nothing on this guy. It looks like he's trying to burn his house down. Hrrm, let's dive deeper into the mind of the psychopath behind this epic grossness by analyzing the picture.
Evidence: He likes smoking. A lot. And Lucky Strikes too. He often forgets about his burning cigarettes and/or passes out at the desk.
Analysis: Heroin addict.
Evidence: Package of Pepcid Duo.
Analysis: Suffers from heartburn.
Evidence: Two uneaten baked potatoes, still wrapped in aluminum foil.
Analysis: Likes sour cream.
Evidence: Bottle of Gordon's gin just out of frame on the far right.
Analysis: Wait a minute -- that's my keyboard! Damn I have womanly hands.
Yummy! [geekarmy]
Thanks Shawn, you can have one of the potatoes if you want
Reader Comments
1. butter_toast - May 27, 2008 11:08 AM
hehehehe....
we missed you geekologie writer...
however womanly you are ^______^;
2. SmokingGirl - May 27, 2008 11:15 AM
I do not condone such practices and uncleanliness.
I will say that Lucky Strikes are a damn good cigarette...
3. bob - May 27, 2008 11:16 AM
Whoa holy crap, did I just teleport back to 2001 when this picture was not old news?
4. z - May 27, 2008 11:17 AM
old skool ya'll
5. 0h - May 27, 2008 11:28 AM
Looks like you could catch Tetanus from touching that fucking thing.
P.S.: Invest in an ashtray.
6. Sophie - May 27, 2008 11:40 AM
I'm just praying that he/she won't post the roommates keyboard....
7. Leg3nd - May 27, 2008 11:44 AM
I like how the mouse is brand new. Lucky the fumes from the burning keyboard didn't kill him..
8. Freddy K - May 27, 2008 11:45 AM
wow. having something that funked up takes some serious effort. This guy is one class act.
9. ErikHK - May 27, 2008 12:12 PM
I didn't know that people who haven't seen this picture has ever existed.
10. Sebastian Keller - May 27, 2008 12:14 PM
further evidence: the bottle on the left is gerolsteiner, a German table water.
11. 453 - May 27, 2008 12:44 PM
even further evidence: with all the mess about i assume he/she (HANDS!) is participating in a local-area-network-party
EQUALS
kid has never been laid before.
12. Angel Mass - May 27, 2008 12:54 PM
LOL you can tell at first he put the cigar between ESC and F1 and when it got burned there well he did the smarter thing, put it between the next two keys and so on
13. Tim - May 27, 2008 1:06 PM
seems like he/she is either German or a big fan of expensive german carbonized water... if he/she/it is in the US than he/she/it has too much money for water ($3.50 per bottle, that stuff is ass cheap in germany), but cant afford to buy or clean his/her/its freaking keyboard
14. feckless - May 27, 2008 1:42 PM
Geek Guy,
You didn't make an analysis on his toilet habits. My guess is that he doesn't flush.
It's possible he washes his hands afterwards but my question is "Why?" - he's just going to touch that keyboard anyway.
Sincerely,
Your Cousin Feckless
15. Snoop1990 - May 27, 2008 2:37 PM
I have a similar keyboard around here I used it for snowboarding :D
16. Roman - May 27, 2008 3:52 PM
As wonderful as this shot is, it's old. 8(
17. yellow - May 27, 2008 5:11 PM
he's a pc user, who'd have figured...
18. Jem - May 27, 2008 6:04 PM
This picture is something like 5 years-old :-)
19. bot - May 27, 2008 7:07 PM
hilarious post....keep em coming
20. M-dizzle - May 27, 2008 9:07 PM
that shits nasty......yet so hilarious laugh at the sloppy american hahaha
21. Leon - May 28, 2008 1:25 AM
WOW that pic is like 8 years old - i remember it back when neworder was a cool site , still brings a smile :)
22. Ashley - May 28, 2008 3:18 AM
I like how his mouse looks okay....
23. guate6 - May 28, 2008 9:22 AM
#9: me
Nasty stuff.
24. Genghis Khunt - May 28, 2008 4:39 PM
That looks like my ex's keyboard!
Name withheld* Is that you??? I noticed that you've cleaned up your desk, it's good to see you are moving forward in life.
* Name withheld due to said individual's status as a level 673867 Elf Wizard Cleric and penchant for vengance ( see also +5 cockbagger )
25. bold? - May 29, 2008 10:55 AM
[b]bold[/b] yes?
26. bold? - May 29, 2008 10:55 AM
bold no?
27. angela - May 29, 2008 10:52 PM
Genghis kunt -
That was the funniest shit I have ever read in my entire life. I'd say it was my exes but those are ciggies... And not cheetos.
28. erica - May 30, 2008 4:16 AM
The funniest part is how the mouse is squeaky clean.