May 14 2008Solar Boulder Holder Powers A Little Sign
Triumph International, a Japanese firm that really triumphs in the global lingerie market, has created the Solar Brasserie (not to be confused with the solar bikini or solar dress). It's a bustier that looks like it was made out of carpet and has a flexible solar panel pinned on. It also comes with some unusual looking padding that I thought typically went on the inside of lingerie. But what do I know? I'm not a underwear manufacturer, I'm just a man with a penchant for bra-ripened chestmelons. Oh, did I mention the solar panel powers a little scrolling sign? Because it does, and it can be programmed to read whatever the wearer desires like, "TSA - I swear this isn't a bomb" and "$50 for 30 minutes".
One more worthwhile picture of a sexy model (I actually mean it this time) wearing the thing after the jump.
Solar Brassiere for the eco-friendly lover [newlaunches]
Thanks to Shannon, who I would be more than happy to model this for anytime
Reader Comments
1. MoTT - May 14, 2008 5:11 PM
Thanks for not lieing to us this time and thanks for the post of the hot little asian women.
2. lem - May 14, 2008 5:29 PM
so, by lingerie, they really mean sunbathing-wear, right? otherwise, how could this possibly work under your clothing?
3. skeedat - May 14, 2008 5:32 PM
@ 2 nah man this shit is for HOS
4. Sarah - May 14, 2008 5:38 PM
I cannot even believe you referred to them as "boulder holders."
I haven't heard that since high school.
Geekologie: Bringing back boob slang, one post at a time.
5. Michael - May 14, 2008 5:44 PM
MY EYES ARE UP HERE ^
6. SmokingGirl - May 14, 2008 6:32 PM
I have always liked the term 'sweater cannons' myself...
Oh do your ears hang low
do they wobble to and fro
can you tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bow
can you throw them over your shoulder
like a continental soldier
oh do your ears hang low
Bantha slippers!
7. Rebecca - May 15, 2008 7:56 AM
But who is going to wear it. The whole point about lingerie is that it makes the women feel sexy- What an earth is sexy bout that?
8. Nettie - May 15, 2008 10:38 AM
Triumph makes a lot of crazy bras to promote healthy earth stuff. They were the ones who made that bra that looked like it had rice in one of the boobs and had collapsable chopsticks to address the fact that millions of trees are cut down to make the disposable ones.
This bra is supposed to promote solar energy. Also, the outside "padding" is actually to put drinks into so you don't have to use cans or disposable cups.
Yes, that's right, that cute little asian girl's bra could be FILLED WITH BEER.
9. Momboelitist - May 15, 2008 11:00 AM
4,991 for banana slippers.
10. Bukakke!!! - May 15, 2008 1:47 PM
Bukakkkeee!!