May 8 2008Original NES Gets Redesigned, Sleekified

ReNESED is Javier Segovia's name for his redesigned Nintendo Entertainment System. As you can see it's a little sleeker, has some added color (namely red), and wireless controllers. Plus there's a funny looking placemat. I'd demand Javier make me one, but I don't need another Nintendo because I had a doctor install one in my brain. Well he isn't really a doctor in the traditional "medical" sense, but he has stabbed a lot of people in prison. Which I think is at least deserving of an honorary Ph. D in Stabbyology from the University of State Corrections.
Another picture of the redesign after the jump.

NES Redesign Is All Kinds Of Hot Shit [kotaku]
Thanks James -- say, you mind blowing in my ear? The game won't load unless you blow on it.

Reader Comments
1. RabidToaster - May 8, 2008 3:11 PM
DO WANT.
2. boredom - May 8, 2008 3:19 PM
those controllers are HOT!! They need to make this AND have it accept cartridges AND have all the ROMS loaded. Cartridges would just be for nastalgiac purposes. For those reading this that have never had to blow on a game to get it to work you dont know what your missing
3. um.... - May 8, 2008 3:57 PM
The second picture is the same as the first!
4. bob - May 8, 2008 4:05 PM
YEa, way to go geekologie writer, stop smoking weed and get your pictures in order, you man-slut
5. Matt - May 8, 2008 4:09 PM
I think this is 3D not actually real.
6. Freddy K - May 8, 2008 4:22 PM
enough about nintendo already! How many of these things do we have to suffer through?
Okay, now that I got that rant out... this one is actually cool. Unlike the damn reflective rainbow sticker one.
7. Mike Rackhabbit - May 8, 2008 4:26 PM
so i sez to mable i sez... baby i wanna get my cartridge, get you to blow on it and stuff it in your NES. then after the vg roleplay. we had a cigarrette and i vomited. due to the grossness of f*ing a classic gaming device.
8. pickle - May 8, 2008 7:05 PM
Stormtrooperesque
9. Oi Oi - May 8, 2008 8:38 PM
For improved aerodynamics I'd add some speed holes
10. pork musket - May 8, 2008 8:48 PM
That's lame, it's barely different from a real NES.
11. Eric - May 9, 2008 2:32 AM
Why get one of those when you can get Messiah's Generation NEX
http://www.playmessiah.com/products/classics/generation-nex-videogame-console.htm
12. hagardjoe - May 9, 2008 6:58 AM
if anyone knows where to buy these i want to buy one. damn these are bad ass.
-joe
13. Jeezy - May 9, 2008 8:11 AM
For f***'s sakes! This is just another rendering or "concept" product. This isn't real, it was drawn on a computer. The chances of this ever becoming a real product are zero.
14. Trevor - May 9, 2008 8:28 AM
I don't like the black, I think the original grey would look better with the white IMHO. No wait, IMO, yeah that's better.
15. thatotherguy - May 9, 2008 10:21 AM
Those square buttons are going to f*** up your thumbs and you know it.
16. thatotherguy - May 9, 2008 10:22 AM
In fact, the controllers in general will cause your hands to cry out in pain just for thinking about using them, even worse than the originals. Ouch, does this man know nothing of ergonomics?
17. nameless - May 12, 2008 11:23 PM
lol yes the controllers are still rectangular just like our hands
18. Jason - May 29, 2008 8:44 AM
Now that is a good looking console! Great idea to have all the games loaded on it already. Imagine if that were the first nintendo to come out? And I like the square controllers. Those square buttons. And the black on the controllers is a thing of beauty. I would be in heaven with this system.
19. Clarissa - September 22, 2009 10:31 AM
How much is this game?