May 5, 2008
We'll Never Get This Thing Up To 88MPH!
Filed Under: 1.21 gigawatts / 88mph / i can't drive 55 (literally -- i've got the pedal to the floor it's just not gonna happen) / needs more jet engine / speeding / time machine / time travel

44MPH maybe -- but 88? Not without a shit-ton of fireworks strapped to the back!
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