We'll Never Get This Thing Up To 88MPH!

44MPH maybe -- but 88? Not without a shit-ton of fireworks strapped to the back!

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• No, Say It Ain't So!: Time Travel Is Impossible

  July 26, 2011 / Comments

  According to a recent study (OR POSSIBLE GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY), time travel is effectively impossible as a result of photons being unable to travel faster than light. But what about photons shot out of a cannon? "You're an idiot." Am I? *stari... / Continue →
• China: No More Wonky Time-Travel Plots In Television Shows

  April 14, 2011 / Comments

  China, in an attempt to curb inaccurate portrayals of the country's past, has created a list of guidelines for television programs that discourage the use of time-travel in plots. So yeah, no more going back and changing history. The Great Wall wa... / Continue →
• Wanted: Reliable Time Traveling Assistant

  March 30, 2011 / Comments

  I've seen an Alabama Craigslist version of this ad floating around the past couple days that's word-for-word the exact same, but this one was posted a month ago (complete with convincing looking picture of LEGO Mindstorm time machine component), so... / Continue →