May 19 2008Now That's Crabby: Half Life 2 Head-Crab Hat
This may be as old as the hills, I honestly have no idea. But if it is there's nobody to blame but yourself, for not sending me the tip earlier. So yeah, marinate on that little knowledge nugget for a minute. Anyway, a loyal reader did send the tip, and here they are -- Half Life 2 Head-Crab (aka head-humper) Hats. Made out of 100% head-crab, the $30 hats are guaranteed to turn you into a lifeless zombie (see picture, above). I just ordered one and whenever I wear it I'm going to drool a lot and pretend I'm a zombie. That's going to be funny isn't it? No, it's not. Say, did I ever tell you about the crabs I got from a toothless hooker in Baltimore? $80 for a whole bushel of jumbo Maryland blues. Freaking great deal.
Several more pictures of the hat after the jump.
Thanks to Eisner, who has never even had lice before
Reader Comments
1. Ace - May 19, 2008 11:17 AM
Please kill me if you ever spot me wearing one of these.
2. Don - May 19, 2008 11:22 AM
That's hilarious!
3. Amy - May 19, 2008 11:44 AM
I love Baltimore, tell me where this hooker is... I feel the need for some decent crabs.
4. mike - May 19, 2008 12:25 PM
I'm waiting for me metroid soul sucking hats to take off, but they just haven't either...
5. Andy - May 19, 2008 1:03 PM
Yup. old as the hills.
6. Frosty - May 19, 2008 1:17 PM
the perfect thing for halloween.
and hat parties. hah.
7. Turd Ferguson - May 19, 2008 1:21 PM
Old.
8. Tap - May 19, 2008 2:58 PM
They're no Brain Slugs from "Futurama."
http://www.darkhorse.com/profile/profile.php?sku=12-071
9. adf - May 19, 2008 11:56 PM
old news is old
10. john - May 20, 2008 1:33 AM
wow that is at least 4 years old... at least
11. Rick - May 21, 2008 3:58 AM
Hey morons saying it's old: He said it's YOUR fault for not sending info in sooner. If I have to break some kneecaps I will NOT dig.
12. v - May 21, 2008 11:06 AM
This is old. I don't think this is exactly geekologie worthy...
Plus, someone I (kind of) know has one.