May 23 2008My New Favorite Website: Knicker Pickers
Knicker Pickers is my new favorite website. It's a virtual dressing room for intimate wear (read: bras and panties!). I posted a picture of a sportswear selection there, but that's only because I was looking for the most SFW screencap I could find. I've been perusing the site for several months, and can remember when they only had three models. Well now they have five and the site is better than ever! You just pick whatever delicates you want the model to wear, and then you can make her turn around, come closer, come closer and then turn around, and walk away. It's awesome. I mean I'd never buy anything from the freaking site, but that hasn't stopped me from seeing every outfit. Even my girlfriend likes it. And by "likes it" I mean she makes me tell her how imperfect the girls look and how beautiful she is. The same thing she used to do at strip clubs until I started leaving her in the car. Now I know what you feminists are thinking, and yes, I leave a window cracked if I'm parked in the sun.
Knicker Pickers Dressing Room (probably NSFW seeing how it's a bunch of chicks walking around in thongs)
Reader Comments
1. Nice! - May 23, 2008 12:23 PM
Hmm this throws a wrench into my "what should I spank it to tonight", plans
2. Redd - May 23, 2008 12:36 PM
That site is freaking awesome. And talk about interactive... I clicked the "come" button, and then I did. Bazzzzinggg!
3. Andy - May 23, 2008 12:42 PM
those chicks in thongs are always welcomed to walk around my room =)
4. Amber - May 23, 2008 1:48 PM
As much as i like looking at half naked women [[and trust that i do]], it's impractical. None of those girls have my body type. I would be somewhere between the little tiny girl on the far left and the skinny girl with the love handles next to her.. I don't have spilling love handles, nor am i as tiny as the girl on the far left..
sooooooo i should model for them =) for the inbetweenie girls like me
5. Polyphemus - May 23, 2008 1:58 PM
In the old days there was mellow mail -> you know Victoria Secret catalogs...
But there is no need for Mellow web, theres to much free hardcore pron out there...oh err ...unless your shopping for underwear then this is a good idea.
6. Redpaw - May 23, 2008 2:50 PM
Select Type = Thong
Select Middle Model
Select " Lucy Lou Thong " about 3/4 way down list on the Left side, Color Black
...and she comes out topless.
7. Angel Mass - May 23, 2008 2:54 PM
#6, thats an urban myth, just let it die bro!
8. .Ben - May 23, 2008 3:21 PM
#6 - I just found that out too! Was a pleasant surprise.
She's quite the looker the middle model. Out of ten, I'd give her one.
9. SmokingGirl - May 23, 2008 3:46 PM
Yea...she came out "topless" but it's not as if you see anything. Even with a couple of the binki style panties the modles come out with their hands over their tits.
I was very disappointed...I did, however, enjoy the tanline of the far right chick; one would think that she would have gotten the spray-on tan in the nude, but apparently, my thoughts were incorrect.
10. ƒ Sharp - May 23, 2008 4:13 PM
O Praise the LoL, this site just gets better and better!
11. Whip - May 23, 2008 4:34 PM
I can't believe no one has posted this yet, but the middle blond is Internet porn sensation Peachez. Took me a while to figure out where I knew her fr... err... I mean... that's what a friend told me.
12. Peachez? - May 23, 2008 5:59 PM
Wow google imaging the word peachez sure comes up with a lot of vagina and boobs and wangs
13. Pete - May 23, 2008 7:18 PM
Haha, token black chick. Classic.
14. hahayousuck - May 23, 2008 8:18 PM
this is awesome on so many levels, but they are in desperate need of hotter girls and better clothing.
15. Jack Burton - May 23, 2008 9:28 PM
Ol' Jack Burton always says...
Select type = thong
Select any model except for the fatty (unless you like seeing ginormous cameltoes)
6th row from the bottom, teal color, danger zone
... and you can see EVERYTHING
16. Scottyboy - May 23, 2008 10:41 PM
Where is the crotchless panty section?
17. Turd Ferguson - May 23, 2008 10:59 PM
@15
I LOLed all over myself.
18. maria - May 24, 2008 5:58 AM
man i love your post, but this one here made my day!
19. The Last of the Mohicans - May 25, 2008 2:05 AM
This website proves that somewhere out there, there is some sort of God.
20. groonk - May 25, 2008 4:15 AM
my god. that site. FRIED GOLD!
21. xiand - May 25, 2008 8:56 AM
@19,
Hahaha I couldn't agree with you more.
22. berlinmassive - May 25, 2008 11:22 AM
im dissappointed... its lacking some essential command buttons like "bend over" , "crawl", "open wide" and... yah... let's not get into too many details here... y'all know what im getting at...
23. butter_toast - May 27, 2008 10:58 AM
they don't have my kinda model...
i wanna see that chick from species with a full body thong.
i'm surprised they didnt have it along with borat as a model... darn..