May 5 2008Man Orders Beer Coffin, Uses It As A Cooler
The Geekologie Writer has a drinking problem and may or may not have alcohol poisoning this morning. But, being the brave cosmonaut that he is he's going to curl up on the cold bathroom floor until he feels better.
Me: Hey liver, how you feeling this morning?
Liver:
Me: Liver?
Liver:
Me: Uh oh.
Anyway, Bill Bramanti loves Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and had a coffin made that looks like a can of the stuff. He's using it as a cooler until he dies. Bill Bramanti is an American hero and I suggest he replace that clown Hamilton on $10 bills.
Illinois man designs beer can coffin [usatoday]
Thanks Judy, I'll buy you a beer when my economic stimulus check arrives
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Reader Comments
1. JoshD - May 5, 2008 10:27 AM
This is just ridiculous. It fits the theme for today though, cinco de mayo. Just a drunk Mexican holiday.
2. AnaCampana - May 5, 2008 10:44 AM
Amazingly, I'm not even bothered by your ignorance... I thought I'd be pissed, but I just figured you're one of those guys that come down to Mexico, do drugs, do prostitutes, do eachother, heck! do a chicken! on behalf of Spring Break; and blame your getting AIDS on us f#ckin' mexicans.
I just wish you a happy life, and hope your ding dong falls in pieces.
3. Katsin X - May 5, 2008 10:49 AM
Ana, you ought to chill out. Drink a beer or something, you know you want to. It's not even siesta hour yet. Anyway, I sliced my hand open on a PBR bottle cap this morning. Yes, it was in the shower. Yes, I may be an alcoholic. I wonder if I have any Mexican in my blood..
4. Ray - May 5, 2008 10:51 AM
"He's using it as a cooler until he dies." Which, judging by all the bottles on the shelf behind him, will be any minute now.
5. pirhan - May 5, 2008 12:15 PM
As tacky as drinking beer from a can...
6. SmokingGirl - May 5, 2008 12:29 PM
I...have no opinion. I wish to be cremated, so meh. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
7. cc - May 5, 2008 1:25 PM
Isn't it a little late in the year to still have your christmas tree up?
8. Freddy K - May 5, 2008 3:14 PM
At least this guy is celebrating his red-neck-id-ness, hell he's completely embracing it. There is something to learn here: Dont drink Pabst.
9. hojo - May 6, 2008 10:42 AM
"Just a drunk Mexican holiday."
You say that like it's a bad thing... what the hell is St. Patrick's day?
...and now that I think about it... Memorial Day, Labor Day, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and especially Valentines Day. :-P