Man Orders Beer Coffin, Uses It As A Cooler

The Geekologie Writer has a drinking problem and may or may not have alcohol poisoning this morning. But, being the brave cosmonaut that he is he's going to curl up on the cold bathroom floor until he feels better.
Me: Hey liver, how you feeling this morning?
Liver:
Me: Liver?
Liver:
Me: Uh oh.
Anyway, Bill Bramanti loves Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and had a coffin made that looks like a can of the stuff. He's using it as a cooler until he dies. Bill Bramanti is an American hero and I suggest he replace that clown Hamilton on $10 bills.
Illinois man designs beer can coffin [usatoday]
Thanks Judy, I'll buy you a beer when my economic stimulus check arrives
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