May 16 2008Lonely No More: Bed A Virtual 2-D Girlfriend
INBED is the brainchild of NYU student Drew Burrows. Drew is a really lonely guy that decided a 2-D virtual girlfriend would be way easier to bed than a real 3-D one. And he was right. The girl is projected onto your bed from the ceiling and interacts via "infrared-sensitive" light. If you curl up on your side she spoons with you, and if you lie on your back she stretches out beside you. Plus, if you're feeling amorous and try to kiss her she raises her rear into the air and beckons you to "tap that". Just kidding, no chick would ever do that -- she just buries her head in a pillow and ignores you like your girlfriend does whenever you're feeling procreational.
UPDATE: Okay, I know I said there was no woman that would ever do that, but I got to thinking and figured in the off chance that one of you lady readers out there might do that, could you please contact me?
NYU Student Creates Virtual Girlfriend - Shame She's Only 2-D [gizmodo]
Reader Comments
1. Amy - May 16, 2008 5:32 PM
Wow. And I thought the guy with the sex doll as a girlfriend was creepy.
2. Butts - May 16, 2008 5:35 PM
Oh, that's nothing, Amy. There's much worse out there on that internet.
3. pickle - May 16, 2008 6:12 PM
um yeah what's ya email
4. mike - May 16, 2008 6:57 PM
dude that is wierd yet awsomely awkward
5. creativechikk - May 16, 2008 8:23 PM
hey geekology writer...I will do it for you if you ask me really nicely :)
6. Leg3nd - May 16, 2008 9:43 PM
I like to sleep in the dark I think ill stick with a real girl........
7. poop - May 16, 2008 9:48 PM
hmmm...
8. SmokingGirl - May 16, 2008 10:53 PM
I never turn down a "good time" unless I've passed out from Jagerbombs; but that would be more like 'not remembering'...
Anyway, I'm sorry Geekologie guy, I'd have to turn you down. If I remember correctly, you ride the 4 inch train to Bonertown. That's below my limit. You have to be 'this tall' (above 7 inches) to ride this ride. :)
And this post is just sad, by the way.
9. Momboelitist - May 16, 2008 11:04 PM
Imagine waking up after a night out in a groggy stupor and looking over at that!
Holy Crap! I must have taken a dive off the headboard to do that to her! LOL!! Because she's flat, see?! LOL! And, if I jumped from a high place on top of....my mom thinks i'm funny. She would never lie to me...would she? MOMMY? *sniff*
I'm taking my balls and going home! *sticks out tongue*
10. Polly Pureheart - May 16, 2008 11:10 PM
I'll get just as much play from this 2D bitch as I will my actual girlfriend. Sign me up.
http://wtcctr.blogspot.com
11. spiritkittykat - May 16, 2008 11:45 PM
If you say something really funny, I'll do that for you!
But it must be really, really funny!
12. Elaine Marley - May 17, 2008 1:45 AM
I actually do that... with my boyfriend.
Anyway, virtual girlfriend FTW.
13. Tom Frost - May 17, 2008 5:04 PM
The only seven inches smoking girl will ever see are tucked away in her underwear drawer.
I mean really.
14. 4rt - May 17, 2008 7:09 PM
only question is if 2d gf can clean the dishes????<
15. SmokingGirl - May 17, 2008 8:47 PM
I'm afraid your little crystal ball is off, Tom Frost.
I mean really...
16. theophany - May 18, 2008 2:55 PM
i feel my 1d wench gets the job done.
17. Meaty Urologist - May 19, 2008 1:35 PM
Well at least we all now know that SG is in no way the least bit shallow.
On an unrelated note, I am also looking for a girl to raise her rear and tell me to "tap that".
18. Kea - May 20, 2008 8:44 AM
I've never said "tap that" but i have uttered the words, "C'mon then, hop on." Me, lazy? Never! =)