May 13 2008Jerrari Is Half Jeep, Half Ferrari, All For Sale
Looking to buy a car but can't make up your mind? Have you got it narrowed down between a Jeep and Ferrari? Well why not pick up this sweet-ass Jerrari and get both!
This one-off combines a 1969 Jeep Wagoneer with a Ferrari 365-GT front-end. Although currently equipped with a 350ci V8, it could easily be returned to its original Ferrari V-12 power plant.
That's right folks, the Jerrari is the lovechild of a Ferrari and Jeep that spent a romantic night together in the shadowy corner of a used car lot. You see, the two got drunk after lapping up the remains from some wino's jug that he accidentally knocked over while urinating on the side of the Jeep. Yep, they totally bumped bumpers, and the Ferrari squeezed the Jerrari out her tailpipe four months later. The Jeep soon grew tired of the Ferrari's constant bickering and cracked his own block. Now the Ferrari is selling her offspring so she can afford a CD player and new floor mats to attract another mate. Strumpet.
Hit the jump for a bunch more pictures and a link to the auction which has a TON (literally, 2,000 lbs.) more and links to some videos.
Thanks to Arthur, half man, half god
Reader Comments
1. Momboelitist - May 13, 2008 12:54 PM
Looks more like a "Jerrariatric"! LOLOLOL! Get it! Jerrariat...LOLOLOL!
Whew! Am I funny or what?!
2. jenny - May 13, 2008 1:00 PM
technically shouldn't it be a Ferrareep?
3. SmokingGirl - May 13, 2008 1:00 PM
I actually like it. I want one...I'd want it even more of there were Bantha slippers in the back. (4,992)
4. Holden - May 13, 2008 1:30 PM
reminds me of the Ferrari slash Hearst from "Harold a Maude" but not as cool...
5. Freddy K - May 13, 2008 1:37 PM
SG - I can't believe we still have 4992 left. Ugh!
6. Trevor - May 13, 2008 1:38 PM
There's a reason Enzo Ferrari refused to build it for him. Wow that think is ugly, 1969 or not. Ugly.
7. hockeycoach - May 13, 2008 2:20 PM
Man, That is one BUTT ugly Ferrari, Jeep ..... ummm car!!!
A buddy of mine has one question "So is combining a BMW and a Hummer a Bummer?"
8. Dan - May 13, 2008 3:29 PM
Whos idea was this?
"Lets take the most extravagantly syled car we can find, and mix it with a very blocky, ergonomic design!!"
More importantly, who agreed?
9. SlowMonkey - May 13, 2008 4:12 PM
The Jeep left saying "farm living is the life for me" and the Ferrari sat there and pouted "I get allergic smelling hay" and Jerarri asked the painter Ralph to the prom.
10. Chris - May 13, 2008 4:17 PM
Errr.....
Isnt that just a hurse?
11. BDamm - May 13, 2008 5:12 PM
I thought it was a Jaguar in Harold and Maude. Someone please confirm.
12. N - May 13, 2008 6:04 PM
Yes, it was a jaguar.
13. Ryan Thompson - January 4, 2009 7:45 PM
Interesting, but it begs the question: Was a good Ferrari cut up to make this, or were the Ferrari parts taken from an already-wrecked donor car?