May 14 2008Japanese Hooter Pudding: Definitely Not The Stuff Bill Cosby Used To Sell, But Should've

The Japanese have EVERYTHING awesome. I'm curious as to whether they sell those in every supermarket or if it's something that's only sold in particular places, like beside the love pillows?

LAst! Err...

FAKE!!!

And does the pudding taste like human flesh...or is it butterscotch or something?
If they really want to go for "realism" then they should have vanilla/peach/caramel coloured/flavoured pudding and when you dig into it, you have strawberry or cherry syrup ooze out of it. And then, when you dig deep enough, some of the syrup bursts out as if you've hit an artery.

Or it should just be two real tits with enough blood left in them to make any cannibal happy. I hope I didn't bring down anyones day...

I bet they are cheap sillicone packets with 1 oz of SG's bloody pudding inside.....

I seriously doubt that this is fake. Japan has some of the most sexually-repressed people in the world. I mean it. I have heard that there are vending machines in Tokyo that sell previously worn high school girl panties....

so boob pudding is no big surprise. it is disturbing, but not too surprising.

Where are the chocolate ones for that interracial pudding experience?

SG that visual just ruined my day. Las thing t I want to think about is consuming bloody breasts. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. However, I like the idea of having different skin tones.

#6 The Fake comment was more of a joke as in the breasts are fake. *sigh* You know you are having a bad day when your jokes have to be explained.

I hope you all believe me now when I say that I'm a writer. I knew that there was doubt, so I'm doing my best to persuade you otherwise.

And I tried to be all inclusive with my different coloured/flavoured bloody breasts. Sorry that I forgot chocolate...

SG, I'm going to have to go with Freddy on this one. That was not a good outburst. By the way, I need writers for my web business. I guess I'll just send you email on that. I always thought you were joking about being a writer.

That girl should get a refund on her boob job, looks terrbile

IMHO, these would be better if they were made of jello and you could flip them out on the plate to eat them. Otherwise, if you actually eat them, it just looks like you're holding a bowl of pudding. If however, you were planning on going all "office space" at work, you could just hang them up in your cube, which would be: 1) grounds for dismissal 2) horribly inappropriate 3) hilarious. Well, I guess that's enough of the serious take on these.

japanese are not sexually-repressed. they all have lots of sex, well.. most of them. the women though are not sexually satisfied (fact)

The best part is how happily she offers them up. The hands kill me!

and SmokingGirl, shock value does not make someone a (good) writer.

First I would like to thank the Academy...

I wouldn't really call my post on this issue an outburst, the lack of exclimation points should convey my indifferent opinion.
And is it really shocking what I posted? Is it really all just fun and games until the apparent subtext of the object itself is made known? The post in and of itself should be more shocking than my stating the obvious cannibalistic fetish that these pudding tits ellude to.
Lastly, shock value does not a good writer make...being able to make an image in ones mind from the words written down does.

I love you guys.

15 - Exclimation? Ellude? Maybe you should install firefox if you want to keep writing, it has a spellcheck built in

Also, good writers don't use exclamation marks anyway. It's the only punctuation that conveys emotion, and it's only used when your words suck too much to convey the emotion you intend on their own. So there.

goddamm!! smoking girl!! you really effed up my day with that nasty shit!! keep it coming baby!! keep it coming!!!!

oh btw, i would totally go lezbo for these puddin'boobs if they tasted like bacon. c'mon, who doesn't love bacon?

And @8 - Freddy K

you mean these things are FAKE?!?!? i was getting all wet thinking they ripped real boobies off of litle japanese girls and then filled them with pudding...middle fingers to both you and smoking girl...buzzkills.

watch it wiiiigle, seee it jigggle, jello brand titties!! we need more breast and testicle inspired desserts in the world!!!

I didn't really go down the road to cannibalalism on this product (or even the elusion of it). I was just psyched to see hooters. Creamy, milky, volumptuious, mammaries. but I digress...
Yes, if the product is actually consumed then there can be an elusion to cannibalism. But you have to be one twisted girl to jump to that conclusion right out of the gate.
Shame on you SG!! If you don't behave I'll punish you with my bantha slipper cake.

#17 apparently my words suck. I used exclamations.

You also can't spell 'allusion'

My spelling is fine. If anything you should have said I was such a twat that I used the wrong word, "elusion" instead of "allusion". That is by far the worse crime.
C'mon, bag on me for the correct reasons!!
oops I used exclamations again. Damn I suck... or at least my words do.

Forgive me for I have sinned!!!!!!! It has been years since my last confession!!!!!! Aghhhhhh!!!!!!!!

There Freddy, we'll suck together...!!!!! :)

They're usually only available at kitschy souvenir shops in tourist traps. That said, I haven't seen any recently.

I actually bought a different set (har har) that came with a cardboard bra for a Scottish friend of mine. He said it tasted like mediocre crème caramel (or flan to you yanks). And if you don't like the girl on the box, there's another one with a different girl also with cardboard bra.

Wow. I actually went to Japan last summer and bought one of these! (Should I have used a exclamation mark back there? )

Anyway, they're real and though I haven't eaten one... I understand they're like spam and don't really expire.

Plus, the one i bought is a pretty misogynistic. It of a dead woman... but with exposed boobs. That's the only one they had. Plus I bought them in a kind of resort hotel gift shop next to kid's dolls. Very weird, very Japanese.

a friend of mine bought me this exact pudding. it was good!

only in asia

Um would they stay intact or provide friction if you were to say stick a hotdog like something in between them and move it back and forth?

Translation for those who are inerested: This particular pudding is only available in Osaka, according to the pacakging. That is very common in Japan (not only with sexually-related treats) to have sweets that are only available in a certain city or region.

The inside text says "If you want to lick them, go ahead and lick them" and "A dessert with a sweet secret"

Heh, I found one of these on eBay. I guess they are real and you can actually get your own!!! The one I found is item# 120262285403... If you search, there might be more.