May 5 2008It's About Time: A Sun Bed For Your Pets
Cats and dogs love the sun. They just want to lay in it and get all hot and smelly and delicious. Well for those of you out there that live in a windowless apartment or just keep the shades pulled all the time because you walk around with your junk flapping in the breeze, there is still hope for your furry little loved ones. And it comes in the form of a SunSpa.
The SunSpa's elegant wooden arch provides a stable base and convenient handles for easy maneuverability. The light itself maintains a comfortable temperature of 80-85 degrees on the bed's surface, lasts 5000 hours and is 150 watts. The luxurious Crypton (where Superman suckled his mother's teat) fabric cover is odor resistant, water resistant, stain resistant, and is machine washable. Along with the cover, the soft foam padding folds up for easy storage.
So there you have it. No word on price, but it's probably more than opening the freaking blinds. But less than a popcorn machine -- which, incidentally, is what my cats use to stay warm. So if you ever come over it's best to politely decline any popcorn I offer.
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Reader Comments
1. Sev - May 5, 2008 4:16 PM
FIRST!! Wow, an excuse for my dog to be even lazier... I hope he dies soon so I can get a new exciting puppy!
2. SmokingGirl - May 5, 2008 6:46 PM
I thought Superman was effected by Kryptonite, not Crypton. His home planet was Krypton though, right? I, uh, don't know. I'm more of a Spiderman fan anyway.
3. Sev - May 5, 2008 7:20 PM
Yeah, SG, you're absolutely right. Hey Mr. Geekologie, it's called Wikipedia. It knows everything and wants to share the knowledge with you.
4. kk - May 5, 2008 10:28 PM
man, i know one little tiny italian greyhound that would eat this shit up!!
5. SmokingGirl - May 5, 2008 11:36 PM
So if Superman's planet wouldn't have been blown to smithereins and he would have grown up on Krypton, would that mean that on Krypton he wouldn't have superhero powers? And would that mean that anyone from Krypton who would live on Earth would be a superhero?
Those questions have always puzzled me.
Go web!!!
6. mattk - May 6, 2008 9:34 AM
Heehehuh..... GOD, I can't stop giggling at the second sentence in this post.... JEEZ, get it TOGETHER matt!
7. Ryan - May 6, 2008 12:14 PM
hey y is it for cats? i want one!
8. Ant - May 6, 2008 1:23 PM
So THIS is how you make HOT DOGS!
hahaha
What?
Not funny?
Well, my 4 year old's laughing!