May 20 2008IT Kama Sutra Poses Threw My Back Out
We've all been there before -- you get home from the bars after striking out with the ladies but you're still feeling amorous. So what do you do? You bang your computer. Well thankfully this is not a picture of that. These are actually Kama Sutra positions to be used by trained IT professionals to mount a PC while attempting a repair. I know nothing about these, because I am neither an IT guy nor any sort of professional. I've only tried one Kama Sutra position in my whole life, and that was the Pterodactyl. You should really try it some time. Whenever you're on top just hold the sheet in your outstretched arms and flap it like a giant wing while yelling, "CAW CAW!" Trust me, it's the most sensual thing a woman can ever experience.
Kama Sutra For IT People [digg]
Thanks to Shawn, who has tried all of these, but with chicks
Reader Comments
1. Amy - May 20, 2008 1:07 PM
Okay, the end of this entry really did make me laugh out loud.
2. Steve - May 20, 2008 1:08 PM
I don't know.
3. Polyphemus - May 20, 2008 1:10 PM
First!!!!! Muwahahahahahaha
4. Polyphemus - May 20, 2008 1:11 PM
Man there was no comments a sec. ago!!!
5. Susanna - May 20, 2008 1:14 PM
you don't need half of those positions.... for fixing a computer anyways...
6. Jumpin_J - May 20, 2008 1:34 PM
I've heard people scream "my f*cking computer" but never saw anyone do it before. Oh yeah, baby. You like the way I touch your hard drive. I'll interface the hell out of you. Oh yeah... oh... oh... wait, I'll get a towel.
7. Darren Johnstone - May 20, 2008 1:41 PM
I've never laughed at a blog post so much.
GOnna try the positions tomorrow!.
8. blp - May 20, 2008 1:56 PM
@6. No RAM or floppy joke?
9. Stuey - May 20, 2008 1:57 PM
I LOVEEE the people who type 1st and then end up being like 3rd as above or 5th. hahaha
10. Jumpin_J - May 20, 2008 2:16 PM
#6: Sorry, I get too excited by computer porn and couldn't keep it going.
11. john - May 20, 2008 3:38 PM
does anyone even read what he writes anymore?
I just look at the picture/link and then comment i never read his bullshit... he's like that faggot on America's Funniest Home Videos, I try to ignore him while still watching the videos.
12. SmokingGirl - May 20, 2008 4:07 PM
Well John, aren't you a pissy little ray of fucking sunshine. CAW, CAW!!
13. beastman AIDS - May 20, 2008 11:02 PM
hahahaha i'm gna "CAW CAW" my way to sexual imfamy tonight.
Oh, and John: The only reason i read Geekology/Iwatchstuff/Thesuperficial is because of how fuckin funny the writers are.
14. Gar - May 21, 2008 3:24 AM
Being an IT, this post put tears in my eyes out of laughs.
Great one
15. Odysseus - May 25, 2008 12:45 AM
Polyphemus- maybe if there wasn't a hot stake in your only eye, you'd be able to see how many comments there were. =P
16. Beep beep you're asleep - May 25, 2008 12:49 AM
I hope Odysseus gets CAW CAW'd in bed sometime soon.
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