May 21 2008If You Really, Really Hate Your Dog...
Get it a wig (cat models here). Prices range from $30 - $50 and you should be ashamed if you even for one second considered buying one. And since dogs can't talk, I'll translate what they think of the idea. "Fuck you. Seriously, I'd rather be raped by the cat."
A TON more pictures of the different models after the jump.
Thanks Liesel, I'm sure Sage would look just ravishing in one
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Reader Comments
1. boredom - May 21, 2008 12:59 PM
why would you want to put more hair on a rat with hair, aside form the 2nd pic none of these should actually quilaify as a dog
2. Brianna - May 21, 2008 1:07 PM
That pug is all business.
3. Jumpin_J - May 21, 2008 1:24 PM
Notice that there are no photos with wigs on cats. There's a simple reason. If you put one on cat, it will KILL YOU (and deservedly so).
4. Stuey - May 21, 2008 1:34 PM
@3...ummm there are wigs for cats. YES....there are.
5. Jumpin_J - May 21, 2008 1:44 PM
#3, As I said, NOTICE there are no PHOTOS (reading is a manditory skill on this site). And as I said, the owners whose cats who may have wigged are now dead.
6. pdrunk - May 21, 2008 1:53 PM
They look like walking, talking Rory Calhouns.
7. manda - May 21, 2008 2:08 PM
The chihuahua in the pink wig was totally channeling Britney Spears. All she needed was a Starbucks in one hand and a baby falling out of the other.
8. Winston - May 21, 2008 2:13 PM
lol that's cute, but not as cute as my dog, he dances to techno: http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/2/26/short-shorts-this-dog-loves-techno.html
9. casey - May 21, 2008 2:14 PM
I am so getting my dog the dreads. Can't wait for my roommate to punch me.
10. blp - May 21, 2008 2:34 PM
I like the blue one best. @8, wtf was that?! it's like dog erotica, I'm disturbed by that video.
11. KDog - May 21, 2008 2:36 PM
Jumpin_Jm, you are dumb. Click the freaking link for the cat wigs and pull your head out of your ass. See the "(cat models here)", where the 'here' is a link, yeah, that one.
12. SlowMonkey - May 21, 2008 2:55 PM
@2 -----that's because he's Donald Trump.
And the one with a ultra blonde 'do and two blonde braids? Why, that's Tori Spelling's Mom.
13. boredom - May 21, 2008 2:56 PM
@3 man I gotta back everyone else up and say ARE YOU STUPID?? There's a link to cat wigs, that was posted, on this site, way before this one, and there's pictures, of the cats, wearing the wigs.
(if you pause at all the commas it sounds funnier in your head)
14. Momboelitist - May 21, 2008 3:37 PM
You mother looks like Hazel
Hazel puts your mother to shame
etc....
15. Aaron - May 21, 2008 5:02 PM
Looks like the witness protection program for celebrity purse pets.
16. emily - May 21, 2008 7:41 PM
@#6
They aren't standing. Don't you mean Bob Barker? Snoop Doggie Dogg? David Brenner?
17. Fraser Irving - May 22, 2008 7:59 AM
John Prescott before he's had a shave...
18. pdrunk - May 22, 2008 2:06 PM
@#16
David Brenner's a good one. +1,000,000 points. Also a good answer would be the guy from the Channel 4 news in Los Angeles with Gomez mustache. That guy creeps me out.
19. Liesel - May 26, 2008 6:21 PM
Sage loves hers.
20. Grievousfish - June 17, 2008 12:15 AM
Not only am I the president of hair club for dogs...
Now we know where Shatner buys his.