If You Really, Really Hate Your Dog...

Get it a wig (cat models here). Prices range from $30 - $50 and you should be ashamed if you even for one second considered buying one. And since dogs can't talk, I'll translate what they think of the idea. "F*** you. Seriously, I'd rather be raped by the cat."

A TON more pictures of the different models after the jump.

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Thanks Liesel, I'm sure Sage would look just ravishing in one

• Ninja Turtle + Poodle = TMNToodle, WTFoodle, Wrong, Just Plain Wrong

  December 5, 2008

  Wow. That poor f***er. And if you think Leonardoodle there has it rough, just hit the jump to see a UFOodle, Chickoodle, Peadoodle, Camoodle, and Dragoodle.... / Continue →
• How Not To Play Wii

  September 9, 2008

  This is how you don't play Wii. SPOILER ALERT (LIKE THE STILL ABOVE WASN'T ENOUGH): With a dog humping you from behind while you scream in ecstasy. I don't know what's more disturbing -- that this video was clearly set up, or that this video was clearly set up. You see what ... / Continue →
• No, No, No, We Don't Pierce The Kitties!

  January 23, 2009

  Holly Crawford is a 34-year old sadistic dog groomer that decided to pierce the ears, necks, and tails of some cats and sell them as "gothic cats" on the interwebs. After being tipped off by PETA, her home was raided and she was arrested. She defended herself saying that she ... / Continue →