May 16 2008I Know What I'm Getting!: This Wicked Tattoo
Let's face it folks, the Bowser riding a surfboard tattoo is pale in comparison to this wicked work of needle and ink. As you can see, it's a, uh, dolphin with its own tattoo smoking a bong and sitting on a tattered recliner. Oh, and it looks like he's staring at an owl and thinking "AKH" (which may or may not be some prison ink). Seriously, not even Spiderman guy can F with this. This thing is just pure ridiculous. Admittedly, I was high for the majority of my college career but never, ever, ever have I smoked with a dolphin before. Or a porpoise. Okay, that's not entirely true. I did smoke with a porpoise* -- to avoid going to class and to make Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 even funner.
*High-five for the pun!
"I'd like a tattoo of a dolphin with a tribal tattoo smoking a bong on a recliner, please." [albotas]
Reader Comments
1. JohnnyIrish - May 16, 2008 1:31 PM
Umm.. not a big fan of tats but this one looks espeically retarted.
I'd say the dolphin and the owner of that tat were smoking the same thing when he decided on what tat to get..
2. Matt Crist - May 16, 2008 1:33 PM
so instead of getting one of those hackneyed "tribal" arm tattoos he gets a tattoo of a dolphin smoking weed with one of those hackneyed "tribal" arm tattoos...
3. debagger - May 16, 2008 1:42 PM
And let the frenzy of desired women ensue!
4. Stuey - May 16, 2008 1:51 PM
It's retarded but I did laugh at the smoke coming out of the blowhole. HAHA
5. Stuey - May 16, 2008 1:53 PM
P.S. And it's more retarded that the dolphin is holding a lighter, duhhhh how can a dolphin light a lighter? No thumbs. lol
6. Leg3nd - May 16, 2008 2:38 PM
@5 Its a magic dolphin....I can tell by the fact its out of the water sitting in an EZ-Boy smoking weed....
7. Momboelitist - May 16, 2008 2:42 PM
I've never seen a dolphin with a tattoo. That in itself screams:
FAKE!!!!
8. greg - May 16, 2008 2:56 PM
You forgot to say that is a sad and old dolphin
9. dooley - May 16, 2008 2:58 PM
Ah....
this does seem a little fake.
if it is though, I can only say one thing: LOSER.
ha. and in 5-10 years if this guy ever matures, he will see this as one of the stupidest mistakes of his life. I mean come on. get a manly tattoo. skulls, crosses, barb wire. not of a f***in' dolphin with a bong.
hate to see this try to get a job one day. one look and they will say, thanks for trying. even if he doesn't smoke it anymore, he still has the stigma.
I hope this guy flaunts the hell out of this tattoo when he is workin' the fryer at McDonald's or Burger King.
Jackass.
10. haha - May 16, 2008 3:46 PM
haha @ dooley. He deffinately has some hate issues. Why do you care.. its someone else! I think its funny as hell.
ps. the geekologie writer and the goatse guy are one and the same
11. butterbee - May 16, 2008 4:29 PM
amazing tattoo. 99% of all tattoos are tacky disasters. This is a well stated comment on all of those. The man with this tattoo is now a legend.
12. Saladtosser75 - May 16, 2008 5:45 PM
ARGH! He totally stole my idea!
If only I wasnt such a lazy pot head and and crawled out of my moms basement, I could have beat him to the punch :-(
13. Liesel - May 16, 2008 8:19 PM
These are the best comments ever. I hope you do get that tattoo.
14. Elaine Marley - May 17, 2008 2:22 AM
I always thought Echo was high.
15. Duh - May 17, 2008 11:36 AM
Ummm... a Dolphin that smokes pot....
Ricky Williams of the Miami Dolphins. Quit a million dollar NFL contract to smoke weed in India and study with the Dali Lama.
16. House - May 18, 2008 9:42 PM
The guy's gotta be one of those furries from the internet.
You know, that new internet sub-culture. They have fursuits and gatherings and they dig holes and pick berries.
Just google the word furry you'll find more then you ever wanted to know.
17. noway - May 19, 2008 9:29 AM
This was featured in this months edition of Maxim Magazine. The had some other ridiculous body art as well.
18. design - September 21, 2008 10:32 PM
Can you say PALIN family member.... Stupid F***
19. Fritz - January 15, 2009 2:51 PM
I went to school (Savannah College of Art and Design) with the guy who came up with this theme...what the tattoo doesn't show is the dolphin is watching a TV featuring a loop of documentaries about pollution in our oceans and our polluted beaches..it was really good stuff...