May 7 2008I Know What I Want For Mother's Day!
It's this -- Craftsman's 1,470 piece tool set. Actually 10 other different tool sets combined, it includes such hits as the:
300 pc. Professional Tool Set
198 pc. Advanced Essentials Professional Tool Set
189 pc. Specialized Essentials Professional Tool Set
204 pc. Advanced Access Professional Tool Set
106 pc. Advanced Professional Tool Set
89 pc. Specialized Access Professional Tool Set
83 pc. Fully Polished Ratcheting Tool Set
77 pc. Heavy-Duty Mechanics Tool Set
94 pc. Auto Specialty Tool Set
130 pc. Professional Impact Tool Set
Now if you're a woman you're probably thinking to yourself, "You know, I should probably be in the kitchen cooking something". And I wouldn't argue . Kidding ladies! That only applies to my wife. But if you're a guy you're probably thinking, "Is my firstborn son worth the $8,600 pricetag?" And the answer, sadly, is no. You're gonna have to sell the second one too.
Product Page (check it out for more pictures of the individual sets and whatnot)
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$8,600 Craftsman 1470 piece tool set: your house is doomed [dvice]
Reader Comments
1. none - May 7, 2008 5:20 PM
if that excites you, then you'd cream yourself in my garage..
2. Sophie - May 7, 2008 5:47 PM
Cream yourself?!?!?!
O.o
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3. BlightedArt - May 7, 2008 5:56 PM
I've seen None's garage, it's a dark and scary place that I spent years trying to blot out of my memory.
Think about the samurai-gimp scene from Pulp Fiction gone 4Chan.
4. Matt - May 7, 2008 7:56 PM
You said with instead of worth...your slippin....
5. meanmofo - May 7, 2008 8:39 PM
It must be a slow news day in the world of geekdom.
6. Sled - May 7, 2008 10:54 PM
You'd lose your mind in my work. I sell tools for a living. That Craftsman set is nothing in terms of both quality, or price. Haha. I have over $100k worth of tools in my truck right now.
I love the fact that the useless set includes at least 3 different styles of the SAME ratchets. Look at the bottom. 3 different handle designs for 1/2", 3/8", and 1/4" ratchets. Who needs 3 of the same freaking thing? If they were all different lengths or served a different purpose maybe.
Sled, Matco Tools Distributor
7. Josh - May 7, 2008 11:15 PM
Your face would punch your brain in the ass if you saw my workshop. I have invented every tool that has ever existed. The tools in that craftsman set can't even imagine the kind of metal that make up my collection of tools. I have over 1 billion worth of tools in my rectum right now.
8. Jack - May 7, 2008 11:54 PM
WANT!!
9. Mysterious M - May 8, 2008 12:08 AM
tools
10. Matt - May 8, 2008 3:44 AM
Far out, $8600 for some tools.
I like the last few words of the article:
"Your house is doomed."
11. ShitBitch Carl - May 8, 2008 8:20 AM
This is what it looks like when Roger Waters works through a (uninspired) breakdown in the shed.
P.S. My tool collection is the best, it has it's own carrying case (with a handle).
12. butterbee - May 8, 2008 4:43 PM
#1 - Already did.