May 29 2008Huge Piñata Shaped Like A Monster Derrière
Remember when you went to your friend's birthday party in kindergarten and he ended up hitting you in the eye with a huge wooden dowel because he had no idea where the piñata was? And then you yanked the thing out of his hands and beat him in the head with it until his parents pulled you off and asked you to leave? That was awesome. Especially how you pushed his cake off the table and grabbed a couple presents (Voltron, baby!) on your way out. Good times. Well now you can get three and a half foot "Big Ass" piñatas on eBay for a paltry $50. I pay $15 for the little treasure chest ones I get at the local party store (and they're freaking small). Just imagine all the crap (!) you could stuff in this thing! Tons! After all, nothing says, "We'll miss you aunt Phyllis", better than cracking open a piñata stuffed with airplane bottles at her funeral.
Thanks Mulva, come on over and we'll tear that piñata a new one
Reader Comments
1. BlackSamTX - May 29, 2008 12:01 PM
Stuff it with unwrapped baby ruth bars. yuk. airplane bottles rule... they are small enough to hide in my desk at work.
2. guate6 - May 29, 2008 12:16 PM
Neat. Sort of. But I come from a place where we make piñatas at least this big on a normal basis. I always laugh at the little dinky ones at the stores. The largest one I ever made was almost 6 feet tall. I have been wanting to make them so I can sell them. $50 is exactly the price I was thinking about.
I guess I'd have to scan pictures of the piñatas I've made (Strawberry Shortcake, Dora's backpack, Winnie the Pooh, Barbie car, Nemo, Clown (don't ask), Aladdin's magic lamp, a large moon (waning crescent), and many others I've made throughout the years. Maybe I should start making these again and try to sell them on ebay myself (or on craigslist or something).
3. pdrunk - May 29, 2008 12:27 PM
Sir Mix-A-Lot's Cinco de Mayo Party is now complete.
4. dude - May 29, 2008 3:02 PM
It's the Big Ass pinata from Family Guy!
5. emily - May 29, 2008 3:16 PM
I was just about to say what #4 did! And the punchline was "I sure hope candy comes out of that." Oh, hoo hoo hoo, Seth MacFarlane, you're fifty laughs a minute! I'm sure Family Guy is what these pinatas are referencing...
6. Rod - May 29, 2008 4:38 PM
@ #3:
LOL. Well played sir (or madam)
@ #2:
I've never known anyone that makes piñatas before. Your job is officially and totally declared rad.
7. guate6 - May 29, 2008 7:17 PM
Rod: thank you sir, I'm glad there are people who recognize good things.
8. Shoes - May 29, 2008 10:25 PM
7 comments and I can't believe no one's mentioned it.
Asshole chocolates ahoy!
9. Jeff Goebel - May 30, 2008 7:17 AM
Careful. You said Monster in your article. Monster Cable may sue. Oh no! I used Monster in my comments. Now I'm at risk too.
10. Tim - May 30, 2008 9:08 AM
did Kim Kardashian pose for that one... oh no, wait, it cant be. ray jay is not fucking the pinata from behind... and there are no urine stains either...