May 14 2008Honda's ASIMO Conducts An Orchestra

To calm your shaking nerves after that last prophetic post, I've decided to put up a less fear-inspiring robot feature. The last time we saw Honda's ASIMO here on Geekologie all he could do was fall up and down stairs (NOTE: you must watch those, it'll make you feel like we stand a chance in the robot war), but now -- now he can conduct orchestras.
The lights dimmed, the sold-out hall grew hushed and out walked the conductor -- shiny, white, 4 feet 3 inches tall. ASIMO, a robot designed by Honda Motor Co., met its latest challenge Tuesday evening: Conducting the Detroit Symphony in a performance of "The Impossible Dream" from "Man of La Mancha."
Whew, not nearly as frightening as the robotic killers in the last post, was it? I thought this might help. You can come out from under your desks now. Although...I suppose the little robotic bastard could stab a person's eyes out with the conductor's baton. Awh, shit. *shuffles back into the closet with my blankey and boob pudding*
Honda robot conducts Detroit Symphony to warm response [yahoonews]
Thanks to Matt F and The Superficial Writer. Say -- Matt and I, we, uh, totally tag-teamed Megan Fox this past weekend*. Yeah, and Optimus Prime taped the whole thing. I thought, I don't know, maybe you could do a post about it.
*High-five!

Reader Comments
1. TetterkeT - May 14, 2008 2:48 PM
The old bag on left seems very upset over being commanded by a robot.
2. Momboelitist - May 14, 2008 3:16 PM
As much as I am delighted by this story I am also horrified.
Where's the pudding boobs when you need them?
3. SmokingGirl - May 14, 2008 6:23 PM
Not to be confused with "Awesomeo" from South Park.
4. Qiro - May 14, 2008 11:01 PM
You have obviously never heard of me you twats.
5. qiro - May 14, 2008 11:03 PM
Im serious
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LIpXxeMNWag
Did you know I am discontinued? Wonder why.
6. jakebarnes - May 15, 2008 5:06 PM
Yeah, because those musicians couldn't possibly play without someone standing in front of them and waving his arms around.