May 14 2008Honda's ASIMO Conducts An Orchestra

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To calm your shaking nerves after that last prophetic post, I've decided to put up a less fear-inspiring robot feature. The last time we saw Honda's ASIMO here on Geekologie all he could do was fall up and down stairs (NOTE: you must watch those, it'll make you feel like we stand a chance in the robot war), but now -- now he can conduct orchestras.

The lights dimmed, the sold-out hall grew hushed and out walked the conductor -- shiny, white, 4 feet 3 inches tall. ASIMO, a robot designed by Honda Motor Co., met its latest challenge Tuesday evening: Conducting the Detroit Symphony in a performance of "The Impossible Dream" from "Man of La Mancha."

Whew, not nearly as frightening as the robotic killers in the last post, was it? I thought this might help. You can come out from under your desks now. Although...I suppose the little robotic bastard could stab a person's eyes out with the conductor's baton. Awh, shit. *shuffles back into the closet with my blankey and boob pudding*

Honda robot conducts Detroit Symphony to warm response [yahoonews]

Thanks to Matt F and The Superficial Writer. Say -- Matt and I, we, uh, totally tag-teamed Megan Fox this past weekend*. Yeah, and Optimus Prime taped the whole thing. I thought, I don't know, maybe you could do a post about it.

*High-five!

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Reader Comments

The old bag on left seems very upset over being commanded by a robot.

As much as I am delighted by this story I am also horrified.

Where's the pudding boobs when you need them?

Not to be confused with "Awesomeo" from South Park.

You have obviously never heard of me you twats.

Im serious

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LIpXxeMNWag

Did you know I am discontinued? Wonder why.

Yeah, because those musicians couldn't possibly play without someone standing in front of them and waving his arms around.

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