May 21 2008Gourmet Chocolates Shaped Like, Uh, Yeah
I tried to avoid posting these because the product is sophomoric and I'm a real class act with serious journalistic integrity, but I got the tip so many times that I figured I pretty much had to. So here it is, the Incredible Edible Anus. You heard correct -- butthole shaped chocolates. You can order a box of 12 (unknown price) or a single 35mm x 25mm x 25mm 'Big Boy' for about $6. And for a limited time you can get one made out of pure silver for about $470! "People come and people go. Our solid silver anus is immune from the daily wear and tear that similar products experience." I assume they're talking about actual buttholes there. Grossed out yet? I have been for fifteen minutes already. Take it away, testimonials!
'They're fab - I want to get my hands on some more!' Graham Norton - TV Presenter
'Say 'Thank You' with a box of delightful chocolate starfish.'
Bizarre Magazine'The very existence of these Milk Chocolate B*mholes probably heralds the destruction of the Earth by fire. And about time, too.'
G Scene Magazine'Thanks for the Incredible Silver Anus, it was a wedding gift. '
Buyer: courtney.bell'The best anus I've ever paid for. First Class Service and well packaged. Cheers '
Buyer: 123thomaspope'FUNNY GAG. TASTES GOOD TOO CONSIDERING IM EATING SOMEONES ASS!!! THANKS!! '
Buyer: srhmusicSelf-confessed anal-choco-holic, excellent fix! speedy delivery, supa service*** '
Buyer: mariamerton10x
I wonder who made the mold. And whether or not they've tried one.
Product Site (check out the URL)
Thanks Allyson, Shawn, and Greg, this is just what I wanted to wake up to
Reader Comments
1. Mike Chapman - May 21, 2008 10:14 AM
When I worked at the American Medical Association we had a catalog with various body parts, some edible - a chocolate heart that was anatomically correct - but nothing like this. I think it's funny that you ran the post. I love your site.
2. bar room hero - May 21, 2008 10:44 AM
*Barfs*
3. boredom - May 21, 2008 10:59 AM
ok someone has to say it
"These chocoloates taste like shit!!"
4. SmokingGirl - May 21, 2008 12:00 PM
And gay men rejoice...
5. jesse - May 21, 2008 12:00 PM
or "These chocolates taste like ass!"
6. anyone - May 21, 2008 12:28 PM
...the most disturbing is that they must had it molded from somebody's...
7. Momboelitist - May 21, 2008 12:38 PM
From the people that brought you 2girls1cup.com, it's the chocolate anus!
Imagine the infomercial for the chocolate anus.....because quite frankly I can't.....won't.
8. Freddy K - May 21, 2008 12:56 PM
I could have gone all day.. no my entire life, without knowing about this product. Thankd geekologie guy!
But now that I know, I'm passing on this link to friends. Share and share alike I say.
9. The Kilted Yaksman - May 21, 2008 2:13 PM
But...can you suck farts out of 'em?
10. Amy - May 21, 2008 3:16 PM
Yaksman, dear god, you just ruined chocolate for me...
11. anyone - May 21, 2008 3:27 PM
Do they mention if it has a fudge filling?
12. BlightedArt - May 21, 2008 4:13 PM
The Graham Norton testimonial so totally belongs there.
13. bill - May 21, 2008 4:35 PM
Using Firefox, I get this to the right of the image:
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14. Sn0zz - May 22, 2008 4:16 AM
Nice touch: they're called 'Bisous' (kisses in french) according to the picture. Now you can really get into some serious asskissing.
15. p1mpu4lif3 - May 22, 2008 8:29 AM
.......why dont they make somthing worth eatin like coco tits or for the ladys coco dick comes in 3inch 6inch and 12inch . . .(in girly voice) mmm it leaves my hole chocolatety fresh. . . . . .
16. Genghis Khunt - May 22, 2008 1:45 PM
Chocolatier - "I hate the world and subsequently all of the people who inhabit it. I wish I could find a way to tell them all to kiss my balloon knot that incorperates both profit and my love for sweets...
I've got it!
i'll take one of the various molds from my vast anus mold collection , fill it with choclate and market it as a gag gift all the while laughing hysterically because imbeciles will literally be paying to eat my ass!"
Chocolatiers are jerks.
17. April - May 23, 2008 3:24 PM
You know. As gross as these chocolates seem, they would work very well at a proctologist convention. No doubt about that.
18. Elmo - May 31, 2008 7:00 PM
someone had to take high-res shots of an ass-hole for this
where are THOSE?
19. Timothy - June 13, 2008 8:53 PM
That is so totally discusting find the factory that makes them and shut it down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!