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George Lucas Wearing 'Han Shot First' Shirt

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We all know Han Solo blasted Greedo first (wiki link) and it was a travesty when they changed it in the re-release. And we also know Han was the first to blast Carrie Fisher. So what's up with the shirt? Per my tipster, Jon:

Great, now that we all agree George, give me my freaking cleaned up version of the original trilogy on DVD and Blu-Ray you Ewok/Jar-Jar/CGI loving asshole!

Thanks Jon, now settle down lest us Star Warriors catch the same bad rap as those crazy raging Trekkies.

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