May 19 2008Dude Undresses Chick With Heavy Machinery
This is a video of some guy undressing a chick with a mechanical digger. I'm petitioning to make it an Olympic sport. It was apparently on some Italian variety show and at first I thought they were using a mannequin. But they're definitely not, it's a real chick (hence the lifelike picture there). At the end of the video she's only wearing underwear and a camisole top or something, so this may be considered a little NSFW. Unless you work for a construction company, in which case this should be required viewing. Anyway, the guy completes the task in just over four minutes, which was pretty impressive. But I could have done it in three -- with a bulldozer.
Hit the jump for the slightly NSFW video.
Undressing A Woman Using a Large Digging Machine: Crazy Construction Worker Foreplay [gizmodo]
Thanks to Shawn, who could do this in two minutes with just a backhoe.
Reader Comments
1. Mr.Anderson - May 19, 2008 10:27 AM
Ah those crazy Italians.
2. first - May 19, 2008 10:29 AM
what a hoe...
3. Patty - May 19, 2008 10:37 AM
The Show is called: "Scommettiamo che…?" and is the italian version of an german TV-show called "Wetten dass ... ?"
In USA its known as "Wanna bet?"
4. Stephen Hawkins - May 19, 2008 10:40 AM
Don't clap, he hasn't finished.
5. Jenny - May 19, 2008 10:48 AM
Wow, and I thought I was bored yesterday.. lol
6. Jenny (same as above. lol) - May 19, 2008 10:49 AM
It's not too impressive. If she was wearing a skin-tight vinyl catsuit, i''d be impressed
7. Joe - May 19, 2008 10:54 AM
hehe-fantastico! those Italians...
8. Tephlon - May 19, 2008 10:55 AM
@first (who posted second) "what a hoe..."
I see what you did there... :-)
9. policegirl - May 19, 2008 10:58 AM
I find it disturbing that the announcer guy was comparing it to when King Kong undressed Jessica Lange in the '76 King Kong movie.
10. Tank - May 19, 2008 11:08 AM
YEAH ID LOVE TO SEE HIM UNHOOK A BRA WITH THAT THING,
11. Brian - May 19, 2008 11:10 AM
Doesn't mention the crane operator's 17 ex-girlfriends who helped him practice. R.I.P.!
12. Abe - May 19, 2008 11:11 AM
Now for the finale RIP THE PANTIES OFF!! and dress her back up...
13. Freddy K - May 19, 2008 11:51 AM
This is an inspiration to me. Now I know it is still possible to undress a chick when I eventually reach 300 lbs. This cup cake, chocolate shake and hamburger diet is awesome!
14. Amy - May 19, 2008 3:32 PM
Heh, you look at that guy though, and you realize that the only way he's ever come close to touching a pretty lady like that is with twenty feet and five tons of steel separating them.
15. Tenchi059 - May 19, 2008 5:10 PM
LOL @14
16. pdrunk - May 19, 2008 8:10 PM
Even money this shows up in "Saw V."
17. jake - May 19, 2008 10:03 PM
That's how Amy Winehouse gets her clothes changed.
18. Menu Inicio - May 19, 2008 10:36 PM
[...]Via: Geekologie
19. hape - May 20, 2008 6:01 AM
exactly the same has been done like 5 or 10 years ago in the german show "Wetten Dass?"
20. RodStewfart - May 20, 2008 7:06 AM
to be fair with his weight, itd be the same sort of thing even if he was using his hands, tho i must ponder the question, where the hell did he find women to practise on. whoops head shot...
21. Dizzy - May 20, 2008 7:22 AM
Yet again, another reason to be depressed I was born female. God, it sucks.
22. Bobo - May 20, 2008 5:53 PM
That guy always gets a toy out of the crane game.
23. PG - May 21, 2008 12:00 AM
Damn !!! And I thought that getting a chick to undress for you was tough in Silicon Valley !!!
24. guate6 - May 22, 2008 2:07 AM
I hope he doesn't try fondling her with that. "hold still...there we go...oops, damn...um, they have surgery that fixes that..."
Ineffective and impractical, but fairly entertaining. I prefer to use my feet and teeth.
25. Kevbo - May 27, 2008 5:13 AM
Ladies, wolf calls are the least of your problems now when you walk by construction sites.
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27. machines - February 3, 2009 1:26 AM
I'm wondering if the machine's claws are really steel or just styrofoam. Anyway it was a precission job.