May 12 2008Dang, I Missed It: D&D Event With Chicks
Well folks, we missed it. A chance to toss twenty-sided dice and play with chicks. This Dungeons and Dragons themed charity event took place last Friday (May 9th) at 826NYC (a nonprofit organization whose aim is to help young kids develop their writing skills) and the winner took home a sweet golden plastic crown and the lands, title and rule of a kingdom that doesn't exist. Guys had to cough up $25 to get their magic missile on, but chicks played for free. Doritos and Pepsi were complementary. Man, I wish I had known about this sooner, I would have totally been there. I've never even played with a chick before, let alone D&D. Of course, there has been no mention of how many females actually participated. And, speaking from experience -- when a bar advertises "Ladies Night" you can expect no less than a full blown sausage convention. I don't know why I keep going back.
826NYC D&D Charity Event
Thanks to Steve, a man whose Magic Missile has destroyed entire villages
Reader Comments
1. Scott - May 12, 2008 10:55 AM
Golly! Am I First? Why I'm just tickled pink! I have so many people to thank.
First I'd like to thank Geekologie for giving me this awesome forum to be first in. *Sniff* I'm sorry...Forgive me me but I just thought...Well, this moment would ever come and now.....Anyway, I'd like to thank my fans, the Interweb....Yes, please applaud! Furthermore.....
2. SmokingGirl - May 12, 2008 11:26 AM
*applauds*
3. Julian - May 12, 2008 11:56 AM
SmokingGirl, I'd totally go on a journey through dungeons and mazes with my +2 mace for you. . . then we could totally get it on . . . I think I just scored . . . sweet! I scored with a hot chick. The guys in the chat room are gonna be so jealous. I knew I would do it before I turned 24.
4. pork musket - May 12, 2008 11:57 AM
If there are babes, I want to do them!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zng5kRle4FA
5. Scott - May 12, 2008 11:57 AM
Oh, I almost forgot SG! For whom I owe a debt of gratitude! Thank you SG! *blows kiss hollywood squares style*
6. Scott - May 12, 2008 12:00 PM
@3, You are messing with my comments section girlfriend! If you don't want to throw down you'd better watch it!
Furthermore, she has a husband! So you can go to the back of the line Amigo.....
7. Julian - May 12, 2008 12:19 PM
@6, I'll throw down in fisty-cuffs with you. But I only do it once in a while (can't have my jaw wired shut every weekend when I'm out in a bar drinking my loneliness away).
She has a husband? well, maybe I'm her husband . . . Did I just blow your mind . . . If I didn't I'm sorry . . . It's usually not minds I'm blowing.
8. math wizard - May 12, 2008 1:11 PM
1+2+3+5+6+7 = 3 asscaps
9. Scott - May 12, 2008 1:43 PM
Heyyy! @8, just what are you trying to insinuate?!
Maybe Julian and I should just bust you up one time! Did I sound all up in the hood there? I gave myself chills! *Clears throat* I mean, YEA! Maybe we should open up a can of "ass"...I mean "whip...uh, whoop!...That's it, Whoop Ass!"
10. boredom - May 12, 2008 1:48 PM
y'all are as retarded as this benefit or whatever it is, that being said who's ass we kicking? I'm in...
11. SmokingGirl - May 12, 2008 2:02 PM
Oh, you two...I'm so flattered. *blushes while lighting a new cigg*
And Scott, you've been somewhat ignoring me lately, it's nice to have caught the attention of a new buck.
And while I've never played D&D myself, Julian, I would, uh, defend you against a troll? Wizard? Something of that nature. Mwah, dahling.
*applauds Scott again*
12. Scott - May 12, 2008 2:03 PM
The math wizard! He thinks he's so hot with all his poindexter math doing.....skills! We're gonna teach him a lesson he won't soon....rememb...FORGET!
13. Scott - May 12, 2008 2:07 PM
SG! So nice of you to show up after disappearing for almost 2 hours! I haven't been ignoring you....I've been uh...busy....yea, I'll go with that...busy.
Besides, everyone knows what time it is on this board and these newbie's better mind their P's and Kew's.
14. pickle - May 12, 2008 5:13 PM
i still have my hot pink translucent 20-sider.
i still use it to make decisions, when like, i can't make them any other, rational, mature way i just roll that motherfucker. it wasn't really that great the day a shambling mound showed up at my work after that, though.
15. jakebarnes - May 13, 2008 9:13 AM
Gotta love that Dave Eggers
16. Gwestel - May 15, 2008 10:20 PM
how dumb I play DnD with chicks all the time....hot chicks
as much as a geek that I am ashamed that I stumbled apon this....it just a bunch of virgins talking about stuff I found out a couple weeks ago
17. gypsy - July 14, 2008 3:52 PM
wish i had known before--i love d&d and i'm cheap. can't beat free. . .