May 2 2008Coffin Couches: A Little Morbid For My Taste
Looking for a unique couch? Looking for a unique couch made out of a "display model" coffin? If so, check out these Coffin Couches. Each one is constructed from a real dead body receptacle (last year's models) and can hold up to 900 pounds (despite the spindly looking legs). You can buy one off the site, or order a custom setup and each costs around $4,500. Now are you thinking what I'm thinking? Hell yeah, making love on a coffin! Just kidding. Anybody that was actually thinking what I was pretending to think there should really consider getting help. Oh, and you shouldn't be allowed to own a shovel and flashlight, or live within walking distance of a cemetery.
A couple pictures of a Los Angeles Dodgers model after the jump.
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Coffin Couches, Morbid, Heavy and Really, Really Cool [uberreview]
Reader Comments
1. Shoes - May 2, 2008 12:21 PM
These look pretty cool, I'd get one just to see people's contorted expressions of confusion and thinly veiled revulsion. That said, if I did have the money for a $4,500 couch... I wouldn't be going to community college, now would I?
2. MoTT - May 2, 2008 12:24 PM
Sweet I so want one to put in my grandmas house. The blue one would really fit well in her leaveing area. They would also work great in hospitals.
3. Ok - May 2, 2008 12:29 PM
FAKE
4. SmokingGirl - May 2, 2008 1:05 PM
I would want one if they looked even remotely comfortable. But as it stands, I don't want one.
5. Robyn - May 2, 2008 1:16 PM
I'm a Dodger fan, but the way they've been playing the last few seasons, the coffin sofa seems really appropriate for watching games.
6. Smurf - May 2, 2008 5:33 PM
Isn't this bad luck??
7. commercialphree - May 2, 2008 6:24 PM
Man, I saw a porn recently where some lady was getting it from behind up against a coffin...I squirted faster than you can say "hello dolly". This couch is hot and so is the idea of doing my wife on it!
8. lol - May 2, 2008 7:29 PM
I like how they have a Dodgers model, because they're gonna need it after the Diamondbacks are through with them.
BA-ZING
9. Scott - May 2, 2008 9:27 PM
SG, shouldn't you say: As it "sits", I don't want one?
I'm here all week folks!
10. SmokingGirl - May 2, 2008 11:54 PM
Ba, dum, dum, tink.
Good one, Scott.
11. Lunchboxx - May 3, 2008 10:47 AM
if my goth sister would see this, she would be falling head over heels for this.
12. muse or myth - May 3, 2008 3:31 PM
i think it's a good investment. they can turn it back into a regular coffin when you need it.
13. adam - May 4, 2008 5:11 PM
dear commercialphree,
man I thought i was messed up. i love these couches and i'm getting all five. you, my friend, truly take the coffin cake. kudos brother...
14. mimang - May 5, 2008 3:15 AM
am i the only one who noticed the "LA" on the pillows?