May 21 2008Classic Controller Belt Buckles For Sale
Want a NES or Genesis controller belt buckle? Well they're available. And so are SNES, Atari, and NES Advantage (the big arcade style controller) ones. Ranging in price from $30 to $50 (just like dog wigs!), they're all guaranteed to hold your pants up. But they're not guaranteed to come with a belt, so the company sells those for $5 extra. While I was kind of digging the classic NES buckle, I think I'm gonna hold out for an N64 one -- with a functional rumble pak attachment. *bzzzzzzzzz* Oh yeah, that's the stuff.
Pictures of all the different models after the jump.
Thanks Aaron, tell the people that run that site you deserve a free one
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Reader Comments
1. Jumpin_J - May 21, 2008 3:19 PM
Okay, where the joystick is located, especially on the Atari, that's just unfortunate.
2. Manda - May 21, 2008 3:27 PM
I can see the pickup lines already. "Hey baby, you wanna play a little Pong. I got my joystick all ready for ya!"
3. MattCrist - May 21, 2008 3:28 PM
I want a full QWERTY keyboard on my belt dammit!
4. lathey - May 21, 2008 3:35 PM
bitch I gots me 1 of thEz ^ in mah hizzle!
chix dig dat shit yo
Mummy only lets me wear it weekends.
5. MisterSatan - May 21, 2008 3:52 PM
not to be lumped together with lathey's brilliance or anything, but i too sport the classic nintendo controller buckle.
people stare at it more than they did that time your mom thought everyone forgot her birthday and decided to lube up and ride the traffic pylon she found.
But they didn't forget her birthday. it was a suprise birthday.
people stare more than that.
6. imscuba - May 21, 2008 4:54 PM
uhh... do the controllers work too? or is it just a buckle?
7. postrelevance - May 21, 2008 5:34 PM
neat....but for the same price, I can get a dog wig! decisions, decisions
8. postrelevance - May 21, 2008 5:36 PM
why's that guy wearing a belt with his gym shorts?
9. Stolencheese - May 21, 2008 6:36 PM
@8
Because he's so rad.
10. That Guy - May 21, 2008 8:53 PM
Is anyone else reminded of "Captain N" after seeing this or am I the only one old enough to remember/care?
11. john - May 22, 2008 12:35 AM
NES one is only one you MAY be able to pull off if you are already exceptionally cool, the rest are big no no's... would make even brad pitt look faggoty
12. MisterSatan - May 22, 2008 12:56 PM
John, grow up. the NES one may be rad, but I would love to wear the Atari version with formal wear.
And yes, That Guy, Captain N was fucking sweet until they introduced us to his new sidekick the Gameboy.
It really went downhill after that.
13. pdrunk - May 22, 2008 2:12 PM
The Atari Joystick buckle's pretty boss but making an Atari Paddle would have probably less obtrusive.
14. pdrunk - May 22, 2008 2:13 PM
Atari paddle belt buckle, that is.