May 15 2008BBQ Sword Perfect For A Masked Meat Thief
The $30 BBQ Sword is a grilling accessory made to look like a sword. As you can see, it features a nice hilt and the end is pronged so you can stab meat. As an added bonus the cardboard box it comes in has a mask cutout so you can pilfer your neighbor's meat without revealing your identity.
Whether you're prancing around the garden making a total Athos of yourself, flummoxing guests with your frankly ridiculous mask or thrusting away at a regiment of seditious quarterpounders, the BBQ Sword is guaranteed to become your new favorite cooking implement. Most impressive of all we've managed to write (this entire review) without mentioning pork swords. On guard!
I want one. Oh, and what the hell is a pork sword? Is that a slang term for hot dong or cockwurst? Because, if it is, whoever wrote that review is vulgar. Grow up already.
Thanks to Jackie, who apparently works for the company and should send me a free one of these.
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Reader Comments
1. pork musket - May 15, 2008 1:59 PM
Pork SWORDS? Scoffable. The musket is superior.
2. My name is Indigo Montoya... you killed my father...prepare to die - May 15, 2008 2:18 PM
That just made my day....
It's the most wounderful useless thing I've ever seen
3. Johnny Jihad - May 15, 2008 2:28 PM
"you can pilfer your neighbor's meat without revealing your identity."
in some states thats considered rape
4. Momboelitist - May 15, 2008 2:34 PM
You'd need a bigger "meat sword" than that for my......Awwwh, forget it.
Where are my white shoes and matching belt?
5. awfulConnections - May 15, 2008 3:52 PM
Oh dear. After reading the last line of the previous post, my eye naturally moved on to the next picture, which was this; a strangely speared, oblong brown object... needless to say for a second there i really thought he got that picture from the pool developed.
Imagine my relief!
6. SmokingGirl - May 15, 2008 4:06 PM
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."
That's all I could think of when I saw this...
7. Riker - May 15, 2008 6:52 PM
Not ONE SINGLE Hamburgler reference??
8. carx - May 15, 2008 7:21 PM
i want!!
it'll go well with my bubble sword
9. Cyberwulf - May 15, 2008 10:28 PM
the hamburgler carries a pork sword, why do you think that big purple guy was always called grimace?