May 5 2008Bald Eagle To Receive Bionic Beak

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Beauty is a 7-year old Alaskan bald eagle whose upper beak was shot off by some stupid asshole. Unable to hunt or drink effectively, she was slowly starving to death while scrounging for food in an Alaskan landfill. Finally discovered, she was taken to a bird recovery center in Anchorage and hand-fed for two years with the hope that her beak would regrow. It never did. About to be euthanized, she was taken to Jane Fink Cantwell's Birds of Prey Ranch in Idaho as a last ditch effort. There, somebody came up with the idea of creating a bionic beak for the bird. Mechanical engineers, dentists, veterinarians, and other experts all volunteered their time to help the bird, and the beak is about to be attached.

Molds were made of the existing beak parts and scanned into a computer, so the bionic beak could be created as accurately as possible. The nylon-composite beak is light and durable, and will be glued onto the eagle.

Still able to breed, it is hoped that Beauty will one day get banged by a male eagle in midair and have babies. Truly heartwarming.

Oh, and I don't actually know if the beak will have a little antennae or make beepity boopity noises, but when you hear the word "bionic", you just have to assume.

A really sad picture of what the beak looks like sans bionic Photoshopping, after the jump.

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Disfigured Eagle Will Get Artificial Beak
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Thanks to Pat, who is both an ornithologist and ichthyologist

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Reader Comments

oh shit, that second picture is fugly..

Hey this is old news up here in Canada we already helped out a eagle with a faux beak.

Its been done in Oklahoma a few times.

poor thing :(

hopefully it will go successfully!

Nanananananana, nuhnuhnuhnuhnuh...I'm sorry, that was a bad attempt at trying to write out bionic noises.

Here's hoping for the eagle though...although I've never been particularly fond of eagles. They steal food from other birds and they're just plain mean, much like blue-jays. But meh, Benjamin Franklin didn't win the debate that our national bird should be the noble turkey. Sorry Ben. *gobble, gobble*

when did geekologie start using Paint on their pictures like Perez Hilton?

This is what people and professionals waste time and money on.

Hmmm....I know I've seen something similar to this before when I was a kid, but where???

http://www.retrojunk.com/img/art-images/steelbeak04.jpg

Wow, I knew cartoons were always ahead of the times!

normally i hate ms paint art but "beep boop beep" is good stuff

to make it super-geekolologic, it needs more steampunk - maybe some valves and dials?

but seriously, i'd like to find the guy that did this and shoot HIS nose off...

unless he was shooting it for food - bald eagle is delicious

i really dont see why it has to be bionic and fancy-like.
im pretty sure it could function just as well with a wooden one.
just a waste...

I prefer beep beep boop, myself.

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