May 30 2008Apocalypse Ride: Flame-Throwing Wheelchair
This is a flame-throwing wheelchair built out of a golf car and Marine rescue helicopter seat. It can do 20 MPH and shoot flames up to 15-feet. I need one. You know, for the zombie apocalypse. Unfortunately it's a one of a kind piece built by some guy that goes by Lord Humongous. Wait, huh? Lord Humongous? What in the hell kind of name is that?
Lord Humongous,
Your name is ridiculous. I formally challenge you to a dual. If I win, you must change your name. If you win, I get to bang a fair maiden.
Sincerely,
Gargantuan Dick Dragon
A couple more pictures of the vehicle after the jump.
Flame-Throwing Wheelchair Makes Me Want To Break A Leg [gizmodo]
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Reader Comments
1. guate6 - May 30, 2008 2:36 PM
This thing is completely awesome. It's nice to see people didn't forget about our friends in wheelchairs during the apocalypse.
2. guate6 - May 30, 2008 2:38 PM
(proto-)
FROST
oops, I meant FRIST!!
OLD
ASSHAT
NEW
FAKE
FAKE
FAKE
NEW
OMGWTFBBQ!!!
/rant
3. whistle - May 30, 2008 2:52 PM
I've never seen a golfcart with different size wheels.
4. feckless - May 30, 2008 2:58 PM
Yes, Guate6, it is awesome that the physically challenged will be able to prove their worth in the upcoming battle for superiority over the A.I. Suppressors and I will be behind them all the way.
5. The Imaginary Reviewer - May 30, 2008 3:00 PM
That'll help Grandma get to the front of the queue in Safeway. Put me down for one.
6. buttfag - May 30, 2008 3:06 PM
duel
7. sportner - May 30, 2008 3:58 PM
What exactly about this slow vehicle with no head-removing capabilities makes you think it'll be good for the zombie-pocalypse?
8. Nashi - May 30, 2008 4:31 PM
Fire is a terrible weapon for zombies. Sure, if you get a really good pressure, you could knock them down, but you're not going to burn them to a point where they are immobile, before they swarm your ass.
9. guate6 - May 31, 2008 12:04 AM
#4: "prove their worth" ?? Not where I was going with that at all...
10. agstfl - May 31, 2008 1:05 AM
Lord Humongous? Thats the S&M loving leader from Mad Max 2. I'm pretty sure he didn't get about in a wheelchair though.
11. ErikHK - May 31, 2008 10:19 AM
what makes that a wheelchair as opposed to just a flame-throwing vehicle?
12. Popadopolis - May 31, 2008 12:57 PM
They sell these at Sears. Only there they call them "riding lawn mowers" and you have to buy the "death by flame" attachment separately (AKA blow torch). I own three. They're great for mowing the lawn and burning misshapen silhouettes of mickey mouse in the grass.
Probably not so good for zombies though...
13. colleen - May 31, 2008 3:50 PM
jesus dont make fun of lord humungous. havent you ever seen mad max!? that dude will ruin your life. he's got nothin on my boy mel in his prime though. 2 days ago.......i saw a rig that would haul that tanka.........if you want out of here......you go through me
14. guate6 - May 31, 2008 7:35 PM
#11: think about it. It has wheels. It has a chair...simple: "wheelchair."
15. Cyberwulf - June 4, 2008 3:00 AM
I must have this thing... even if I must cripple myself and live like a gimp forever...
16. Woah834 - June 23, 2008 9:22 PM
I ain't going infron of this guys lawn. Hell no